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Brian Cooper

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  1. It isn't quite cured yet. . It is still slow and notchy. It is worth noting (again) that these issues are happening ONLY on this Website. All other Websites are working perfectly.
  2. Sticky labels from an advert on eBay. A couple of hundred labels for about three quid.
  3. Whilst driving on a motorway, a fly hits your windscreen, head first. SPLAT...!! What was the last thing to go through it's mind? v v v It's bottom.
  4. A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she marches off to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
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