cymaz Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 On 20/01/2022 at 18:11, cymaz said: That’s big enough to beat me with, if I brought that home! BTW, it’s her Ladyship’s birthday on Saturday.......big surprise. I guarantee she will be delighted. Keep you posted! She’s off to the Chelsea flower show. A million brownie points to me ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 2 hours ago, cymaz said: She’s off to the Chelsea flower show. A million brownie points to me ! Well done. You had better use them quickly though. They soon evaporate ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 I got myself a seniors' GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 (edited) Edited January 30, 2022 by cymaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Cartoons for thinkers.... Cartoons for intellectuals.pdf 4 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip Lewis 3 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 47 minutes ago, cymaz said: Cartoons for thinkers.... Cartoons for intellectuals.pdf 2.34 MB · 8 downloads Absolutely priceless, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Colman Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 1 hour ago, cymaz said: Cartoons for thinkers.... Cartoons for intellectuals.pdf 2.34 MB · 24 downloads Absolutely brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 3 hours ago, cymaz said: Cartoons for thinkers.... Cartoons for intellectuals.pdf 2.34 MB · 49 downloads I even understood some of them ! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted January 31, 2022 Author Share Posted January 31, 2022 talking to someone said "they are addicted to drinking Brake fluid..........but say's he can stop anytime." ken anderson...ne...1..addiction dept. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 https://fb.watch/a_qrbLUO4a/ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Robson Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 Lucky there was no one there at the time, They were at home self isolating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extra slim Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 I was in the book shop yesterday. I asked the lady if she had any books on turtles?. “Hardback”, she asked.. “Yes, and with little heads”!!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 Billboard bonanza IndianHills.pdf 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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john stones 1 - Moderator Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 Right and left handed also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cymaz Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this) Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling, and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough, they were. Unfortunately, it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off, than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet. He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.' She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so?' like she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they got the boots off when he said, 'They're my brother's boots. But my Mom made me wear 'em today.' Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots BACK onto his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?' He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.' .......... She'll be eligible for parole in three years. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john davidson 1 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 The Met Office issued a Yellow snow warning for yesterday and sure enough when I visited the field today there were a couple of patches behind the shed 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Just a reminder ,yellow snow is not lemon flavoured 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted February 19, 2022 Author Share Posted February 19, 2022 On 06/02/2022 at 09:31, Brian Cooper said: same as the pyramids in Egypt...they built them too near the houses as well..... ken anderson...ne..1.... Egyptian dept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted February 19, 2022 Author Share Posted February 19, 2022 orders a pizza...do you want it cut into 4 bits or 8? just cut it into 4 please...i couldn't eat 8 bits..... ken anderson...ne...1...Pizza dept. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 I would leave 3/12 of the pizza behind because I’d only eat 3/4 of it ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john stones 1 - Moderator Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 No swearing please, if it's in a video it's still going to be deleted. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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