Philip Lewis 3 Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 (edited) Sorry, but I think that is in very bad taste, not in the least bit funny. Suggest you reconsider and retract that. Phil Edited May 18, 2022 by Philip Lewis 3 Spelling 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Collinson Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 Priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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David Ashby - Moderator Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 My wife told me she could think of 14 reasons why she wanted a divorce, plus my stupid obsession with tennis! I said “that’s 15 love”. Moderator jokes dept. ? 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 I rang the Tinnitus helpline number......no answer....just kept ringing. 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cymaz Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 I had a call from my local vets about my pet python that had been seriously ill. " Good news we've saved your snake from certain death". Said the vet. '" The bad news is that he'll never walk again" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Colman Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 54 minutes ago, Peter Miller said: Sums up the relationship quite succinctly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 7 hours ago, Steve Colman said: Sums up the relationship quite succinctly As this is a family friendly, non-political thread I am loath to comment. However if there was a 3rd story I know who's name would be on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatMc Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 1 hour ago, kevin b said: As this is a family friendly, non-political thread I am loath to comment. However if there was a 3rd story I know who's name would be on it. Is he by any chance a party leader ? ? ? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Harris - Moderator Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 Let's not get any more political please...Peter's OP was very funny but it's time to move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 7 hours ago, Martin Harris - Moderator said: Let's not get any more political please...Peter's OP was very funny but it's time to move on. Amen to that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gary Manuel Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Wife: My hands are covered in blisters from using this broom! Husband: Well take the car next time! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gary Manuel Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Someone chucked a lump of cheddar at me yesterday in the supermarket. I told them that wasn't mature. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john davidson 1 Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 I hear that Lester Piggots funeral is Tuesday at 20 to 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 48 minutes ago, john davidson 1 said: I hear that Lester Piggots funeral is Tuesday at 20 to 1 I bet he’s a non runner 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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