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26 minutes ago, Peter Miller said:
  • I don't know what everyone is complaining about.  In Aden  we were working 12 hours a day in temperatures of 44.3C
  • And I can prove that!!

Arrrrrrrrrrrr, thin, fit, 20 year old racing whippet?
Now being fat, good as you get at 70, worn out joints, need me sleep, I found the temperature round and outside my house today, a trial. About 44C.  And I’m fed up with BBQ food, and I want to eat something better. (A mullet curry hit the spot). And I don’t want siestas. And I don’t like getting up at dawn to walk the dog. And I don’t live in a God forsaken corner of Africa. 
I’ve tasted Army food. 

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I bought a new car a couple of weeks ago. After 2 days, I took it back to the garage and asked for a full refund. 

“ What’s the issue ? “ Asked the salesman.

” It won’t go over 60 up our road”. I replied

” Well, why is that a problem?” Answered the salesman

” I live at number 84” I said...........

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30 minutes ago, cymaz said:

Did you know, there’s  no junction 3 on the M1

Ah, That'll be the junction number reserved for the cancelled M1/A1 link road where Scratchwood Services are now which should have joined the A1 at Stirling Corner.

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2 minutes ago, ken anderson. said:

there's a lot of swearing in Star Wars........that's why they Bleeped out a lot of R2D2's stuff...

 

ken anderson...ne...1...may the force be with you.

He can swear like a (Storm) Trooper 🤢

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I was sent this by an Australian friend.

 

The Geography of a Woman as she ages:

 

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa .

Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.

Well developed and open to trade, especially

for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain.

Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece.

Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain.

With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel.

Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice,

and takes care of business .

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada.

Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet.

Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia.

Ruled by a pair of nuts!

 

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