Brian Cooper Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martian Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Brian Cooper said: I mean would you trust them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Scientists injected human embryos with Marmite. A woman gave birth to Twiglets 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 As the weather has been so hot I asked the Hermes deliver driver if he’d like a bottle of water. “Love one”, he said. So I drop kicked it over next doors fence and said, "I’ve left it in a designated safe place for you, mate". 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zflyer Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 I am sure some will look on this as being sexist and discriminatory. And it is because the job advert is asking for a Woman. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Acland Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 We have had a spate of break ins in our area. Police think it may be a gay couple. All they do is plump up the cushions and pop a quiche in the oven. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Police came to our house the other day and said that my dog was seen chasing someone on a bike. I said, "That can't be right... my dog hasn’t got a bike.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brian Cooper Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 Don't you just cringe when seeing spelling mistakes. . . . 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gary Manuel Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Did you know Praline was invented by Mr Lasagna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 43 minutes ago, cymaz said: Did you know Praline was invented by Mr Lasagna Probably getting his own back on the people who said "can you pasta chocolates". Kevin.b Any one except praline please (not a green triangle fan). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Please pass the green triangles.....I love ‘em 🥳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 13 minutes ago, cymaz said: Please pass the green triangles.....I love ‘em 🥳 It takes all sorts to make a world. (I don't like the ones with the hard pink and blue bits around them) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 As for the orange.....🤢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Fry Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Now I’m not big into sweets, so I looked up what a praline was. Nut toffee. However, the Google search also threw up, a Maillot de Bain (bikini) in rose praline, cladding a lovely creature. Made my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Ferguson 2 Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, Don Fry said: However, the Google search also threw up, a Maillot de Bain (bikini) in rose praline, cladding a lovely creature. Made my day. However it is expensive 309 Euros. Edited August 10, 2022 by Alex Ferguson 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 I didn’t notice the price ! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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