cymaz Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Wolfe Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Manuel Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Christopher Wolfe said: Well he still spelt the fruit right but the colour wrong. 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 Correct on the other side of the Atlantic - 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 13 minutes ago, Ace said: Correct on the other side of the Atlantic - 😉 Yes, but they haven't spoken English for years 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 A nun is having a bath and there’s a knock at the door. She says, “Who is it?”, and the reply comes, “It’s the blind man – can I come in?” So she says, “Alright then, come in”. So this chap walks in, looks at the nun and says: “Very nice...... Now where do you want me to hang the blind?” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 Did you hear about the Irishman who believed in reincarnation? When he died he came back as a tin of condensed milk! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 Not quite politically correct Shaun, but with your name you might get away with it. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 What a lovely day for walking down to the Town Hall and throwing a bucket of white emulsion over the pigeons, and saying,”Well...how do you like that then”. ( Sir Ken Dodd) 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leccyflyer Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 An oldie but goldie - seems somewhat appropriate today 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul De Tourtoulon Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 Great and so true, I have seen so many of them arrive like that with Corsair's, Spitfires and Pitts biplanes,,, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Sad but true..... 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 It would be a much better picture if we could change "Durex" to "Corporal punishment". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 1 minute ago, Brian Cooper said: It would be a much better picture if we could change "Durex" to "Corporal punishment". Or even "Capital punishment" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Collinson Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Would Shaun also get away with the one about the Irishman who recently bought 500m of hosepipe, to beat the ban? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Michael Caine at his best... E04FBEF4-4E16-46F0-9DD1-D7837C8387FC.mp4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 I have a joke about a Welshman.....will anyone in the Principality be offended? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Harris - Moderator Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Probably - perhaps modification rather than moderation would be wise...in all cases! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 PM sent to test the waters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 There were three admirals having a meeting on the deck of a battleship. The Russian Admiral called one of his sailor over. "You will climb the mast, dive head first into the deck and then jump over the side and swim round the ship" The Russian sailor promptly climbed the mast, jump off, hit the deck, dive over the side and swam round the ship. The Russian turned to the other two and said "That is courage!" The American admiral called over and american sailor and said "You will climb the mast, Dive off head first,hit the deck, dive over the side and then swim UNDER the ship." The sailor promptly obeyed exactly as ordered. The British admiral called over a British sailor and said "You will climb the mast, dive off and hit the deck and then dive over the side, catch a shark and bring it back on deck.!" The sailor looked at the admiral and said "If you think that I am that stupid You must be out of your tiny mind" The admiral turned to the other two and said "Now that is REAL courage!" 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J D 8 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 The British sailor would have said. " You must be out of your tiny mind SIR " 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Bruce Collinson said: Would Shaun also get away with the one about the Irishman who recently bought 500m of hosepipe, to beat the ban? That's just a pipe dream! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilC57 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Bruce Collinson said: Would Shaun also get away with the one about the Irishman who recently bought 500m of hosepipe, to beat the ban? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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