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A nun is having a bath and there’s a knock at the door.


She says, “Who is it?”, and the reply comes, “It’s the blind man – can I come in?”


So she says, “Alright then, come in”.


So this chap walks in, looks at the nun and says: “Very nice...... Now where do you want me to hang the blind?”

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There were three admirals having a meeting on the deck of a battleship.

The Russian Admiral called one of his sailor over.

"You will climb the mast, dive head first into the deck and then jump over the side and swim round the ship"

The Russian sailor promptly climbed the mast, jump off, hit the deck, dive over the side and swam round the ship.

The Russian turned to the other two and said "That is courage!"

The American admiral called over and american sailor and said "You will climb the mast,  Dive off head first,hit the deck, dive over the side and then swim UNDER the ship."

The sailor promptly obeyed exactly as ordered.

The British admiral called over a British sailor and said "You will climb the mast, dive off and hit the deck and then dive over the side, catch a shark and bring it back on deck.!"

The sailor looked at the admiral and said "If you think that I am that stupid You must be out of your tiny mind"

The admiral turned to the other two and said "Now that is REAL courage!"

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