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[Brian Cooper]

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[Christopher Wolfe]

Little Jane asked her father "Daddy, where does my intelligence come from?"
Father replied "You must have got it from your mother, ...................
because I still have most of mine!"

 

.... and ....

 

A bloke and his wife were driving through the country and had not spoken to each other
for over an hour after an argument.

As they drove past a farmyard with a full pigpen and a few donkeys the bloke remarked "Relatives of yours?"

His wife replied.................."Yes, in-laws."

 

 

* Chris *

[Brian Cooper]

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[Romeo Whisky]

The little girl had recently attended a funeral and was looking very thoughtful as she came into the kitchen.

 

"Mummy ..." she said  "is it really true that people come from dust and return to dust?"

 

"Yes Darling, that is true.  Why do you ask?"

 

The little girl looked very serious as she replied:  "Well I've just looked under my bed, and I reckon somebody's just coming or just going."

[Peter Christy]

 

 

 

 

 

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[EvilC57]

1 hour ago, Brian Cooper said:

Reminds me of the story my father told me many years ago, of how he was behind an open top sports car in heavy traffic one day. In the passenger seat was what appeared to be a long haired blonde woman. ‘She looks a bit of alright!’, thought my father to himself, so he made an effort to pull up on the near side for a look at the next traffic lights. It was an Afghan hound.

Edited 19 hours ago by EvilC57

[ken anderson.]

Down in London, went to Gordon Ramsey's for lunch, picked the cheapest item on the menu....Boneless chicken...£48.00!...waiter brought it to the table....a fried egg!!

 

ken anderson...ne....1...... egg dept.

Edited 17 hours ago by ken anderson.
bad grammar

[Brian Cooper]