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[cymaz]

[Brian Cooper]

The benefit of a modern university education. . . 

 

[Shaun Walsh]

4 hours ago, Brian Cooper said:

The benefit of a modern university education. . . 

 

To be fair, it doesn't matter whether you graduated last year or like me, over 40 years ago, a degree provides the core of knowledge that you then build on with work experience. Very often the book tells you how to do it right and people take short cuts because it's easier/cheaper, just wander round a new build house with a copy of the building regulations and you'll see what I mean.

The real problem is the prevalence of useless degree courses designed to fund the university without any prospect of the student getting a decently paid job that uses the knowledge they gained doing the degree.

[Peter Christy]

3 hours ago, Shaun Walsh said:

The real problem is the prevalence of useless degree courses designed to fund the university without any prospect of the student getting a decently paid job that uses the knowledge they gained doing the degree.

 

Did I hear someone say "Media Studies"?

 

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Pete

 

[Bruce Collinson]

What’s the correct way to address a media studies graduate?
 

”I’d like large fries with that”.

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub, but it's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

[cymaz]

[Brian Cooper]

The power of advertising. ...

 

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?'"
"Eight", the boy replied.

The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."

"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.

"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."

 

Edited June 28 by Brian Cooper

[cymaz]

Did you know 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t Happy.......

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[GrumpyGnome]

Laughed out loud at that.......

[ken anderson.]

an asian Elvis impersonator on at the club....Amal Shookup 

 

ken anderson...ne...1....entertainment dept.

[Brian Cooper]

[ken anderson.]

every time i open my eyes i want to vomit........the doctor says its see sickness..... 

 

ken anderson,,,,ne..1....... see sick dept.

[kevin b]

1 hour ago, ken anderson. said:

every time i open my eyes i want to vomit........the doctor says its see sickness..... 

 

ken anderson,,,,ne..1....... see sick dept.

Glad you're not letting the standards drop Ken.    

[Brian Cooper]

[Peter Miller]

It can easily be answered by my favourite quotation

 

"Those who the Gods seek to destroy, First they make mad!"

 

And my favourite prayer:

 

"OK, You have sent them all mad! Now for Pete's sake get on with the destruction part!!!"

[Alex Ferguson 2]

Brian Cooper's question, "What went wrong?" He gave up smoking, grew a beard and took to the streets on a scooter. Probably got a job too. Became boring with a family.

[ken anderson.]

two slices of bread got married........everything went well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.... 

 

ken anderson...ne...1...... bread dept.

[EvilC57]

13 hours ago, Brian Cooper said:

 

[Martin Harris - Moderator]

9 hours ago, Alex Ferguson 2 said:

Brian Cooper's question, "What went wrong?" He gave up smoking, grew a beard and took to the streets on a scooter. Probably got a job too. Became boring with a family.

It’s simpler than that. After a misadventure with the front numberplate while posing on the bike, the scooter was the only means of transport available to him!

[Eric Robson]

On 02/07/2022 at 18:15, Brian Cooper said:

Petrol went up to $5 a gallon

[Brian Cooper]