john davidson 1 Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 A dyslexic terrorist has taken six ostriches at London zoo 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Cracknell Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 A dyslexic pimp just bought a warehouse....! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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J D 8 Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 Sure it's not Red Bull ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zflyer Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 just another fraudster no doubt with a blue badge!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 6C87ABF1-E1DA-4E7F-8EF1-F737976B71F0.mp4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brian Cooper Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 In the spirit of Wimbledon fortnight, I bought a punnet of strawberries and looked to the internet for the best way to serve them. It suggested that I halve the strawberries, dust with icing sugar, and pile cream on top. A word to the wise - pile cream tastes disgusting 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Wolfe Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 IT is easy. Just get an intoximeter reading of 135 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip Lewis 3 Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 Home makeover, "we want to turn this spare room into a garage", producer, "no problem just give me thirty seconds" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Our local DIY stores has had a spate of thefts from the wallpaper department. The manager has said that around 12 rolls have been stolen. Local police say they can see a pattern forming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Ah, decorating joke.....I’ll gloss over that 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Robson Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 6 hours ago, Brian Cooper said: Our local DIY stores has had a spate of thefts from the wallpaper department. The manager has said that around 12 rolls have been stolen. Local police say they can see a pattern forming. It was the vinyl countdown, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Gray Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 I wood chip in here but…………… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Copping Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 8 minutes ago, Ron Gray said: I wood chip in here but…………… You've left me hanging.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin collins 1 Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Good jokes, i will cut and paste them to another forum.............. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Police came to our house last night. Young officer showed me a picture of my wife and said, “Is this your wife sir? I replied, "Yes, what’s happened?“ “Looks like she’s been hit by a train, sir” . I said, “I know, but she's good with the kids.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Paddy and Mick are sitting at a table in a pub and staring at their beer. Paddy says, "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador." "Really, ...?", says Mick, " I wouldn't do that. . Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brian Cooper Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Lucy in the sky with diamonds...... John Lennon, brilliant song writer...... Not so clever at playing Cludo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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