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Two blondes walking through the countryside when they come across some tracks on the ground. 

First one says, "They are rabbit tracks." 

Second one says, "They are fox tracks."  

 

They had been arguing for ten minutes when the train hit them. 

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Pat went to his Church to ask the Priest to check if they played bowls in Heaven.
After a week the Priest approached Pat with the answer.


He said, "I have good news and bad news".
Pat said, "Tell me the good news first".
The Priest said, "The good news is that they do play bowls in Heaven".

"What's the bad news ?", said Pat.


The Priest said, "Well, Pat, the word is out that your name is down for the pairs match next Saturday".

 

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