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[Paul De Tourtoulon]

I do like the last one that I am posting.

[EvilC57]

 

[kevin b]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

Good news for ladies who love chocolate:  

Scientist have discovered you can eat as much chocolate as you like and your ear rings will still fit.

[Brian Cooper]

[kevin b]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

I spent 25 minutes waving to an old woman across the street this morning…

Then I realised she was cleaning her windows!

 

[kevin b]

 

 

Edited August 13 by Martin Harris - Moderator
Picture containing unacceptable language deleted. I’m sure you know the rules by now Kevin so can only hope you didn’t think before posting.

[Brian Cooper]

[extra slim]

 I just had phone call from a mate, he gave me the number for a phone in competition to win either £100 or 2 tickets to see an Elvis tribute act.....................I didn't know whether to press one for the money or two for the show.

[Chris Freeman 3]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[cymaz]

3 wheelchair racers at the Paralympics have been disqualified. They tested positive for WD40

[Eric Robson]

[kevin b]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Gary Manuel]

[Brian Cooper]

[Eric Robson]

1 hour ago, Brian Cooper said:

I feel the same and I'm older than most.