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[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[kevin b]

[Sparks]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[leccyflyer]

[Brian Cooper]

Boomerang for sale, (no returns).

[Shaun Walsh]

1 hour ago, leccyflyer said:

Brings back font memories 

[kevin b]

11 hours ago, Shaun Walsh said:

Brings back font memories 

That was a bold statement.

[David Davis]

True story.

 

In 2009 I had a part-time job as collection and delivery driver for a Jaguar agency, collecting people's Jags and driving them back to the garage for servicing then driving them back to their owners in the evening. One morning I was told by the office manager to drive one of the "dump cars" to the local barracks and pick up Major Jones's car.

 

I arrived at the barracks, explained my business to the guard and he said, " Ay yes, we've been informed that you're coming. Just drive around the building in front of you and you'll see Major Jones's Jaguar on the parade ground. Park up and Major Jones will come out and give you the keys."

 

I did as requested. It was a lovely morning when from behind me I heard a cheery, "Good Morning!" and there was a woman in a major's uniform...

 

I bet that the office manager and the guard were in on the joke! 😄

 

 

[Wookman]

What joke? 

[David Davis]

18 minutes ago, Wookman said:

What joke? 

 

I was surprised that Major Jones was a woman!

 

There's no reason why a woman should not be an army officer these days of course but I suspect that they're considerably outnumbered by male officers.

[Eric Robson]

Did they mean  Major Joan's car?

Edited August 31 by Eric Robson

[Peter Miller]

There where WAAF engineering officers back the late 60s.

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Peter Miller]

At St Mawgan we had the last Lancasters.  One was on the apron with its engines ticking over.

A young Pilot Officer came cycling across the apron and rode between the two prop arcs.

He wasn't touched but he was still pedalling when he realised what he had done and fainted.

[cymaz]

Just used the toilet on a Boeing 777 in bad turbulence….now officially a member of the pile high club

[leccyflyer]

[Brian Cooper]

I thought chiropractors were a waste of money, but I stand corrected.

 

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I've just had a message from someone wanting to buy some rods, reels, waders, hooks, line and sinkers.

I think it was a fishing email.

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[Brian Cooper]

[kevin b]