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[cymaz]

 

 

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[kevin b]

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[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[EvilC57]

 

[EvilC57]

[Brian Cooper]

Our local Origami shop that only opened a week ago closed down.  

 

It didn't take long for that to fold.

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[kevin b]

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[cymaz]

Mate of mine has a business selling church organs.

 

 

 

 

 

He pulls out all the stops for his customers 

[john davidson 1]

Definition of Scottish Alzheimers  ---------You forget every thing except who owes you money

Edited September 17 by john davidson 1

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

I tried to get into a trendy London nightclub last night.

The doorman said to me, “Sorry mate, you’ve had too many”.

I replied, “What, drinks?”

He said, “No, birthdays!”

 

[kevin b]

[Geoff S]

I made my Dad an ashtray at school!  Yes, I am old! 🙂

 

Funnily enough, our village newsagent has gone cash only and doesn't take cards. There is a cash machine in the shop, though.

[john stones 1 - Moderator]

Did you planish the Ashtray ?

 

[Geoff S]

18 minutes ago, john stones 1 - Moderator said:

Did you planish the Ashtray ?

 

 

How did you guess?   One of my Saturday errands back in the early 1950s was to fetch Dad's 200 Churchman No1 from the tobacconists.   The ashtray was made from a square of copper with 4 grooves for the ciggies. I made it when I was about 12.  I started smoking about 3 years later and I gave up about 45 years ago - thank goodness.

[Brian Cooper]

[Peter Miller]

On 14/09/2024 at 18:51, kevin b said:

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It isn't the cough that carries you off. It is the coffin that they carry you off in.