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1 hour ago, Brian Cooper said:

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You might well ask! Ours is normally Thursday (early), so we put them out on Wednesday evening. Of course, that was Christmas this year, so we were told collection would be Saturday (yesterday). Of course, that never happened! We're currently running a book on when we might get a collection. Current favourite is next year...!

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A lady was passing a pet shop, in the window sat a beautiful African Grey parrot with a sign saying 50 pounds.

 

She went in and said " That is a gorgeous  parrot, why is it so cheap?"

 

The shopkeeper replied " The police raided a house of ill repute and seized all the contents, we were given the parrot to be sold . However bearing in mind it;s history , although it is an excellent talker, it might not be suitable for a domestic environment"

 

"For 50 pounds I'll take a chance"

 

On reaching home she put the stand   and cage  in the corner  and took off the cover. The parrot looked around and squawked  " New place , new place very nice , very nice "

 

Just then her two teenage daughters came in and the parrot went   " New girls too, new girls too,  very nice, very nice"

 

Shortly the husband entered  and this time the parrot went " Allo  Frank!  Allo  Frank! "

 

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