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A multi millionaire arrived back at the airport after several weeks on safari in a remote part of Africa, cut off from  outside. 

 

The chauffeur loaded the cases in the Bentley and the two of them set off

 

The millionaire leaned forwards and said " Every thing all right while I was away?"

 

"Well there is good news and bad news"

 

" Give me the bad news"

 

" Your favourite race horse broke a leg and had to be put down"

 

"What, that was a superb yearling, just ready for it's first race. How did it break a leg?"

 

"  A burning beam from the stable fell on it"

 

" Stable  on fire?  how?"

 

" Very windy day, sparks from the house  blew over and landed on the roof "

 

" My two hundred year old mansion! how could that catch fire!"

 

 

" A window was open and we think a curtain blew out and toppled a candle on your  mothers coffin"

 

"Oh no no not mother, that's enough,  what is the good news?"

 

"Well with all the heat the daffodils have come uo two months early!"

 

 

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