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Michael Keown

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  1. HONEST these ARE from the misses,
    WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEER WITH NO EYES ???
    NO EYE DEER......
     
    WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEER WITH NO EYES AND NO LEGS????
    STILL NO EYE DEER......
     
    WHATS BROWN AND STICKY????
    A STICK........
     
    WHAT DO YOU CALL A SNAIL WITH NO SHELL?????
    HOMELESS.....
     
    WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHEEP WITH NO LEGS????
    A CLOUD......
     
    P.S  IF you get a e-mail saying that it contains naked photos of susan boyle ..............
    DONT OPEN IT...................IT DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. I dont care if i dont win,just give it to anybody that really needs it , NO not me somebody else somebody that REALLY NEEDs IT, a person more deserving in life that has done good for others , a person in life that has done good for all humanity a person in life that has done good to help peace in the world,

    IF you cant find anybody , you have my address

  3. if i win does it come with lessons, for at the moment i have only ever built one plane and it was thirty years ago, i  started to build a 60" spitfire 12 months ago but still in bits yet, will it fly ?, maybe one day, need to get a trainer first, its on my list for summer if we ever get one, all the best its a good web site, cheers. P.S. only kidding about the lessons am going to join a club. 
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