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Posts posted by Brian Cooper
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A good friend has just been fired from his job with the 999 Emergency Call Centre.
A man phoned and said, "I'm depressed and laying on the railway track, waiting for the train to come so I can meet my maker."
Apparently, "Remain calm and stay on the line" was the wrong response.
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Gotta be careful with those double negatives. .
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While waiting to get our bags and cases at the airport, my wife collapsed onto the baggage carousel.
She came round eventually.
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Sign of the times - funnies * Remember this is a family friendly forum and inappropriate postings will be removed without warning.
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How did the blonde try to kill a bird.............she threw it off a cliff!!!!!