Michael Willey 2
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Spotted in the 'Lonely Hearts' column of the 'The Kerryman' -
Batchelor aged 50 with own farm looking for woman between 25 and 45 with a view to matrimony. Also for sale one fat pig suitable for home curing.
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It has been a lot of fun.
Happy Christmas and a better New Year to all.
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Very nice
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Two old women in church. One turns to the other and says, "I've just let out a big silent fart, what should I do?" The other replied, "Get a new battery for your hearing aid".
When I lived in Tralee I saw a man stood outside the pub door smoking a cigarette. A guard came up to him and said, "You're not two meters from the door". He replied, "I'm in that pub over the road".
A friend of ours was working as a painter and decorator in a doctor's house. The doctor said to him, "I see you cover your mistakes with putty". He replied, "At least I don't use a shovel"
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vot is a vot-meter
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... and then I won another flight box - which was nice!
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moi aussi
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Moi aussi
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In for a penny in for a magnifying glass
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It could be me. Or you.
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I was driving along when I heard a siren behind me. I thought I hope its just an ambulance but it was a police car. The officer said, "I'll have to give you a ticket". I said, "Do I get a prize?" He said, "Three of these and you get a bicycle". Then he said, "What's in your boot?" I said, "Me foot".
An Irishman met his fairy godmother. She said, "Now that you have met me I will grant you 3 wishes. What do you want for your first wish?"
He said, "I want a bottle of Guiness that never runs out". The fairy godmother waved her wand an there was a bottle of Guiness. He took the bottle and poured it into a glass and immediately it filled up again.
Then the fairy godmother said, "What do you want for your other 2 wishes?" "That's easy", he said, "I'll have another 2 of these"
Flying with Spectacles
in All Things Model Flying
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I could not help noticing how many people have the same problem as me (including my age).
I needed single vision specs for long distance for many years. Gradually my eyes deteriorated to the point where I could not longer read with my distance specs as my arms were not long enough. For work I was required to go on a couple of day release courses per year. I found the solution to my problem was to use old specs when I attended courses. I was a bit fuzzy at distance but I could read and write OK.
Then I went on a day release course in a large hotel in Manchester. At lunchtime I went out for the rather splendid meal they serve up in these hotels. I sat next to some guy and said to him, "Where have you come from?" He replied, "Bristol". I said, "I'm sure you could have got a course closer to home than Manchester". He said, "I was giving the lecture". For a moment I thought of giving him the explanation about the glasses. But I didn't bother. He probably thought 'they are not a very attentive bunch here'.
That was when I started with varifocals. I got the first pair from a small optician and later went to Vision Express. I noticed there was a difference especially when I looked down at my feet. There are certainly different grades of varifocals. The better ones are more expensive.
It is worth persisting for the benefit in the long run.