Alex Ferguson 2

Yes, as been stated before, the Apple, a one bite computer that instantly crashed.

No, he has to volt over the fence. Then he recoiled at the suggestion as he didn't have the capacity for it. They resistored from helping and IC certainly didn't help. It's all on the printed (circuit) board.

The great flood of biblical proportions in the Euphrates River would have been caused by an El Niño weather pattern thus proving that the Spanish language originated in Western Asia.

There was a bit of news a couple of years ago that the rate at which sloths move, they would have just got home that year. They obviously weren't flying PanAm or BOAC.

I've just finished reading "Idiots, Follies & Misadventures" by Mikey Robins, pub Simon& Schusters, 2023, ISBN 9781761107115. He has a chapter on Flat Earthers. Page 328 - Flat Out Stupid Not so much for a good laugh (OK, that as well) but as a good shake of the head at such stupidity of people at times.

Are you hounding that pointer? Yes, this gets terrier and terrier.

Errr? Never ever seen that happen. I'd suggest that ublock origin be installed on your browser. One simple way is put the name, ublock origin, in the search and go to their website and install it. It blocks advertisements and other annoying things.

I couldn't find it previously used. Yes, sexist but that's the fun of it.... isn't it? A professor of linguistics was asked by one of his students if a computer should be referred to as a "male" or a "female." With great trepidation, he decided to set up two groups of students to answer the question. One group was made up of male students. The other group was all female. After extensive study the groups claimed the following: The group of women reported that computers should be referred to as "HE" because: 1. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they are the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a newer and better model. The group of men reported that computers should be referred to as "SHE" because: 1. No one but the creator understands their logic. 2. The native language they use to talk to other computers is incomprehensible to anyone else. 3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay-cheque on accessories for it.

Women are totally useless. Would I get one to do any welding for me? Of course not. Why? Because she took her welder and her lathe and moved 1000 km away and now living in a different town. Who is she? My daughter.....

Ironical that that should come up. The thing is I was "flying" one of those 3 days ago. A birthday present (I'm very old) to "fly" a 737-800 simulator.

The ones who didn't aren't posting much on this thread....

It was written in American (left hand drive), not English hence the syntax error. 🤑

No, they'd have two cells that could hold hands... if cells have hands to hold...

Gmail has 15GB free. Proton is 5GB free. We don't use Microsoft or Apple so obviously don't use Outlook.

What a wet bunch of jokes this lot are. I wash my hands of it. Just a weird bunch of jokers trying to be funny. I'll throw the towel in.

Taking one of the given examples - Martin John Brundle (born 1 June 1959) is a British former racing driver, Yes, he was probably complacent ????? Binon is a Terran planet in the Pan System.

Anti-virus programme? What's that? I certainly haven't had one of those for decades and of course can't get viruses on my computers no matter where in the world I am. I wonder why.... maybe because I won't run Microsoft or Apple software. 😀

The cat discipline problem, this is for real, as they say. I know someone with a problem, the paper is delivered about 2.00 a.m. The cat goes out and collects it and drops it in his daughter's bedroom, possibly because she sleeps downstairs and he is upstairs. "How," he asks, "can I get the cat to take it to my bedroom?"

Peter Christy's cartoon (no beds) isn't a joke it is real life. 😒 Christopher Wolfe's cartoon is from New Zealand and isn't a joke, it is real life. leccyflyer's pothole, one area in New Zealand that isn't a joke either and as for smashed wheels, how many do you want? Finally, Harry's book and interviews, anyone asked how much money he is making from all of this? And that's no joke either!!!! 🥶

Not sure what Alice would have said either. Make sure there is good reflective material on your mirror and don't go peeking round the back of it or you'll end up down the rabbit hole.

Must be an heirloom.

It is the same air as used in WWII.

The only two that officially are 's and the only two that should be found that way on maps of New Zealand.. New Zealand Geographic Board (part of LINZ), established 1926 replacing Geographical Advisory Board that had been set up in 1924. it is responsible to the Minister for Land Information. Land Information New Zealand (LINZ) is the public service department of New Zealand charged with geographical information and surveying functions as well as handling land titles, and managing Crown land and property. As this is a humour thread, try this - https://nzpocketguide.com/10-funny-place-names-in-new-zealand/

Slightly off the humorous side but in this country there are two places officially with 's, Hawke's Bay and Arthur's Pass. The rest are without the apostrophe. So theirs an example. Yes, their apostrophes so it must be theirs.....??? 🤨

Has any one collared this one? Doggone it, wooof.