ken anderson.

Bob Hope in his 90's was asked by his family "did he want a Burial or Cremation"...... his reply " Surprise me"... ken Anderson..ne....1....Bob Hope dept.

just renewed my car insurance of the phone, they asked " do you have any pets?"...i replied" yes a dog"... would you like to insure it?" "no,i replied...it cant drive"........ ken Anderson.ne...1....motoring dept.

1st engine i bought....ME Heron/1cc Diesel...couldn't get it to go,took it back to the model shop where i bought,lad behind the counter said"it'll take a couple of weeks before it'll run decent"... ken Anderson..ne....1.....heron dept.

Bernard Manning on living with his elderly mam.." i carry her downstairs every morning so she can make me breakfast".. ken Anderson..ne....1....Bernard Manning dept.

off a lad on FB......the leaflets that come through the door for cut price cremations......50% off if you die in a fire. ken anderson...ne...1...funeral dept.

Well done and best wishes Matty from us.. Ken Anderson....ne....1...Matty B Dept.

never knew until today that Richard Gere has a famous brother called Gottle....who is a ventriloquist. ken anderson...ne...1..richard gere dept.

Pleased for you Matty...best wishes. Ken Anderson....ne...1.

funeral directors have said the rise in prices is down to the cost of living increases.... ken anderson....ne....1...grim reaper dept.

Well done JD... Ken Anderson.....ne...1..JD Dept.

Welcome from me Dean.. Ken Anderson...ne...1.. welcome dept.

Welcome from me Simon,use a hair dryer... normally does the job.. Ken Anderson... ne...1..heat dept.

Heavier electric cars have caused all the Potholes.... like Ken Anderson....ne.....1... motoring dept.

when visiting Malta there was a couple of cruise ships in the Harbour...it was mentioned that one of them standing berthed was throwing out more nasty stuff than the total residents of the island...and they get different ships most days of the week.....and recently i read on one of the Maltese news sites that there was 18k cars for each sq kilometre of the island. ken Andersonne..1...Malta dept.

i added 20g of lead to Shiftys nose and flew it...much better with the extra weight so ...just nodding down at the 85mm CG position...and less movement on the ailerons... anyone else making the model...( ended up with a total of 100g of lead in the nose to achieve the CG),,,,but i cant see how you would(wood) be able to keep the rear of the CG lighter. ken anderson...ne..1.........shifty dept.