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Rainly, a good word.
That reminds me of the true story of a man named R.B. Jones, he had to explain to everyone he met, and wrote to, that his name was in fact just the initials.R & B.
 
He used to get letters addressed back to him as Ronly Bonly Jones.
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I had a mate who's name was Paul Christopher O'Donovan. He regularly got mail from an insurance company that specialised in offering insurance to policemen addressed: Dear PC Odonvan!
 
Even funier was a colleague whose full handle was Dr. Andrew Kaldos - my secretary used to regularly take calls asking to speak to Mr Drakaldos!
 
Actually one of my students - who was good at that sort of thing - pointed out that Andrew Kaldos has an amusing - if unfortunate - anagram. One I could not possibly reveal on here, but if you want to work it out well that's up to you!
 
Finally, my sister worked in a bank where they had a customer with the unfortunate name of Pauline Ennis.
 
BEB
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BEB,
 
At the college I used to have regular communication with an architectural consultant who's name was Richard Head, and round the corner we have a guy who doe's plans for extensions and such for the local area, deals with the local planners ect. His name is Less Christmas, names his daughter Mary. How can parents be so cruel when giving their offspring names.
 
Talking about Jabberwocks built the Don Stothers original 40 sized back in the 80's, brilliant model.
 
Cheers,
 
Chris.
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When I was a kid I found the Alice in Vunderbarland a bit scary somehow, talking rabbits, a cat wiv more teeth than he was decently entitled to, a queen determined to decapitate all and sundry, and a raving loony with a stupid hat and an obsession for tea parties.
Sound for all the world like a parliamentary debate in the house of ill repute, on the other hand just up the road a tad from where we lived was the abode of Ms Ellis Peters authoress of the Cadfael series, she looked the typical little old lady that nobody takes much notice of when she was doing her shopping in Madeley, for all her fame she lived in a smallish detached house at the top of Park Street, painted white and right opposite the Park Inn, such a shame she is no longer with us.
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Somrwhat ireverant I suppose but every christmas we make a trip to Witton Cemetary to take some flowers and tidy things up as many families do.
I can never go to my parents without something of a rye smile when I look at my parents neighbours headstone cause her name is Helen Stiff.........
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Posted by Big Bandit on 27/05/2011 18:01:18:
Flugtag 2011
 
 
It's a free event at Roundhay Park Leeds 17 July.
 
Cheers,
 
Chris.

 
Looks interesting - might take the family! See if I can get them fired off in a cannon - be cheaper than feeding my eldest who is built like a stick insect and could eat for England!
 
BEB
 
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Hi All , while most of forumiters watching the final mach (Man.U-Barca),I send my contribution to Dear Chris and others who like bikers .
The first time ,in Croatia ,we can see a few thousand owners of Harley Davidson ,from all the world.Event location is small city Biograd (on the sea of Central Adriatic).
UK Team

Happy Generation
Cheers Jo.
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Bill was admiring a line of Harley Davidsons, he turns to the stranger standing near and says ' Harleys are the Massy Fergusons of the motor bike world'
The stranger knocks him to the ground.
Bill gets up and asks if the stranger is a Harley owner.
'No' says the stranger ' I'm a Massey Ferguson owner'

Edited By Mowerman on 29/05/2011 10:52:23

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