Dai Fledermaus Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 I often find myself pondering some of life's great mysteries. Are we alone in the universe? Is there life after death? Why is that chap Barry Scott on the Cillit Bang advert always shouting? For me the greatest mystery of all is whys does my wife feel the need to talk to me just when I'm not listening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumps Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Or how we men intuitively now when to nod or shake our heads to the wife's questions when we're not listening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyer Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 That's why god( or insert your preferred option) made aero-modelling ! I find the secret to a happy marriage is the ability to say mmmm or yes, or I see your point, whilst pondering the wing incidence of my next creation and how I'm going to get the control surfaces to function properly. Conversely............ever try talking to your wife when she's watching 'quality television'..... rattle snake charming is safer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DH 82A Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 The answer to all those questions is ------------42!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Hopkin Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Posted by Dai Fledermaus on 29/04/2016 11:00:07: For me the greatest mystery of all is whys does my wife feel the need to talk to me just when I'm not listening? You lucky lucky sod.................. mine just talks AT me............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dai Fledermaus Posted April 29, 2016 Author Share Posted April 29, 2016 This is a regular scenario. I'm sitting in the kitchen. I'm reading RCM&E or something similar. The TV is on in the background and the washing machine is going. I hear a voice from upstairs, I look up, Is she talking to me I wonder or the cat. Sometimes it's hard to tell. I carry on reading. Minutes later, my wife walks into the kitchen. `Did you hear what I just said` `No I reply, I heard you voice but not what you said`. Then comes the killer blow. `Then why didn't you go to the bottom of the stairs so that you could hear what I said? D' oh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Hopkin Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Billy Conolly explained it all years ago **LINK** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncebounce crunch Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Hyacinth Bucket and we are all Richard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggles' Elder Brother - Moderator Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Ah, profound questions indeed chaps! My personal ponderer is: If a man in the middle of a deserted forest makes a decision and there is no woman there to observe it - is he still wrong? BEB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Prop Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Of course he is! She does not have to be there in order to know what he is doing. She just knows. And Dai: The problem is that you reading soft porn in the kitchen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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