Brian Cooper

Merry Christmas.

Could this be one of the reasons why the CAA wants to regulate us?

Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed a tomb of someone covered in chocolate and crushed nuts. They think its the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher.

A police officer came to my house. He looked very serious and, with notebook in hand, he asked me where I was between 5 & 6. I thought about it and replied ......."Primary school"

A doctor is visiting a patient. Doctor: "I am glad you are at home. I have some bad news for you, and some worse news." Patient: "Tell me the bad news, Doc . . . I can take it." Doctor: "After the tests we did, it seems you only have 24 hours left to live." Patient: "Oh heck... but what could be worse than that?" Doctor: "I have been trying to contact you since yesterday."

Bottom line: YES, we should all complete the survey. But we are probably being naive if we imagine it will make the blindest bit of difference to what the CAA has already decided it wants to do.