Gary Manuel

Why ai man?

I assumed that artificial intelligence had been used to make it easier to write the joke.That seams to be the lazy way of doing things these days.

You say that but you could (definitely) say the same about 79 years old Neil Young. I thought his session was the best one of the entire festival, despite (or because of?) his obvious vocal and cosmetic imperfections. These slots are not about musical perfection. They are about nostalgia and giving the fans a bit of what they want. May it continue for many many years.

Yes. I hear that it’s in the Genes.

OK to post if factually accurate. Not sure about the bottom right one. Presumably this is the sketch in question. In America, Democtrats are known as Donkeys and Repubicans are known as Elephants. I don't think Donald knows his Ass from his Elephant.

Great composition. Love it.

Very low self discharge, hence why 50% capacity remaining after so long. Other cheaper batteries tend to self discharge whilst sitting doing nothing.

Nah, it's a puppy.

Happy as a pig in mud.

The Adam one was better without the 4th bubble being added. The married man’s mind is quite capable of filling those particular blanks in.

We rang the vet just before Christmas because our dog unwrapped and ate a box of 24 Ferrero Rocher. The medical emergency was soon averted though, when the vet looked up the actual chocolate content of these treats. There’s hardly any chocolate in them. The dog was fine.