Gary Manuel

Impossible to read without bursting into song.

Nah, he’s using the credit card machine at the counter to pay for his order.

Oh, I don't know. Three flights for a pound is about the going rate.

My tablet keeps rotating when I try to look at this. I had to do a head stand to read it. Now I’ve gone dizzy.

Yep, some people are odd 😉

That’s no excuse for not unwinding it so that the cord lays naturally without tangles before replacing the handset.

I noticed that other people’s phone handset cables used to always develop at twist over time - as though they somehow turned it around whilst using it, or worse - picked it up with the cable on one side and replaced it with the cable on the other side. What’s wrong with people! Grrrr.

This used to drive me up the wall!

He's doing it wrong anyway. The second spanner should be on the other jaw of the first spanner so that it doesn't slip off. It looks dodgy the way he is doing it. If you are going to abuse tools, do it properly.