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I thought we’d try something different. Get your headphones on and sit in a quiet room and turn this up a little....

4 1/2”

Ask Roger Bannister to run 3/4 mile?

Anyone have the mobile alarm. Mrs C and I were together with phones in Morrisons in deepest Cornwall and heard nothing. In fact I didn’t hear anyone else’s phone go off in the shop.

Definitely a rabbit on skies

My favourite pantomime...Puss in Jack Boots

How do you do a Windsor Knot with a zip tie ?

Or even monkey wrenches ,dog clutches and the flies attached to my trousers

Not the fault of courier....only the people that received ,packed and invoiced the goods 🤣

And if the German blows hard enough....the cats eyes will fly out

Cleanest jokes I could find

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An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!" He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: "Well, how was that?" The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!" The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that? Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?" The AirBus pilot laughs and says: "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry." The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important. This is called S.O.S. : Slower, Older and Smarter.

Nowadays, you might be prosecuted by Highways for installing a road sign without permission

You know potholes are bad when you see this sign...

Olivia Newt on John

For real …. The flying Lizards The (S)Kinks

Lizard Skynyrd

Those magnificent men in their moist machines….. my work here is done ✅

“I see moist people “ Sixth Sense...

You beat me to it..

Famous film quotes are even more bizarre..... “Are you feeling moist, punk” Dirty Harry