Jump to content


  • Posts

  • Joined

  • Last visited

Recent Profile Visitors

1,656 profile views

Martian's Achievements



  1. no sadly , I hit a bit of a roadblock mojo went but am still going to complete thanks for asking
  2. Hi if any budding Tempest builders are interested on MORE4 episode two Warbird Workshops is about the rebuild of the UK,s only flying Hawker Tempest
  3. A bit long winded but should make you titter The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer. Suzie stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have some praise. Two months ago, my husband, Frank, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Frank must have experienced. "Frank was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Frank's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place with metal staples." Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Frank."Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "Thank the Lord, Frank is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Frank." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum."
  4. good luck Pat hope it all goes well
  • Create New...