ken anderson. Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 this should open the floodgates..........................................................me mother in law has just been served with an asbo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!---for attacking rottwiellers ken anderson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted February 1, 2009 Author Share Posted February 1, 2009 all this talk about lipo's reminds me of the following------------ the police caught two lad's -one eating firework's---the other drinking the fluid out of car batteries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they charged one and let the other one off.......................... ken anderson...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Do you know what the young girl said to the sailor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former Member Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 [This posting has been removed] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
001 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 The BBC sent a reporter round to a man's house on his 100th Birthday. "How do you explain your long life?" Said the young man. Reply. "I have never drunk alcohol, not a drop, ever." At the same moment there was a terrible crashing sound from the next room that went on for several seconds. "Whats that?!" "Oh it's my dad, he's drunk again" Groan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Eric The answer was NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Prop Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I went the bank for a loan. The manager said that he was worried about liquidity. I wasn't sure if he was talking about my company or his......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted February 5, 2009 Author Share Posted February 5, 2009 don't know how many people noticed on the national news a couple of week's ago that 'egrington smythe brownlow the 3rd' who was acknowledged as the father/inventor of the crossword as we know it today had died aged 98 years---his last wish was to be buried in an unmarked grave in his home town of huddersfield.----rip. anybody who want's to pay their last respect's to the great man can do so by going through the cemetery gates---walk four graves down and six graves across to the left and you will find his plot. ken anderson............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former Member Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 [This posting has been removed] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Mackey Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Can you explain please ? I don't get it .( & my smilies have stopped again ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo565 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Ken Do you get your jokes from a Bobby Thompson DVD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted February 8, 2009 Author Share Posted February 8, 2009 hello jim---no/other way round/he got some off my dvd's-----other good one is bobby patterson---lives over your way---he's got a canny spread/by the look on it.........................................wey aye man.. ken anderson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Claridge Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 showing your age there eric, most peeps call it the golden rivet nowadays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Claridge Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 eric myron repaired boats not built them lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Mackey Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 And didnt sail on them either by the sounds of it I was once asked by a "senior" member of staff in the cobblers I worked in as a "Saturday boy" to go to the chemist to collect his Durex "rubber finger protectors"....he obviously thought I looked innocent - I promptly removed a packet that I had in my pocket ready "for the weekend" - and asked him if these would suffice.... as the Chemist would be shutting before I could get there! He never made me the butt of his silly jokes after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former Member Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 [This posting has been removed] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tim Mackey Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Yeh I know that one, and bet I know where you read it too ! If I catch you reading other forums Mr Wood, you will pay dearly at our next encounter up the big hard rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former Member Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 [This posting has been removed] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Mackey Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 First rule of combat Mr Wood - know thy enemy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Claridge Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 my favourite give the job to a lazy man and he will find an easier way to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
001 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Or, if you want something done in a hurry - give it to a busy man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 old chinese proverb no1.......................................... man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day... but man with hole in each pocket -not feel two cocky.................... ken anderson ah so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 me mother in law has been missing for two day's--last seen heading south on her new broomstick that the kid's bought her for christmas--she was practicing her 4 point roll's in the dark when she went down---anybody find's her-i'll pay them to keep her...thank's.. ken anderson.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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