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ken anderson.

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all this talk about lipo's reminds me of the following------------
 
the police caught two lad's -one eating firework's---the other drinking the fluid out of car batteries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
they charged one and let the other one off..........................
 
                              ken anderson......
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The BBC sent a reporter round to a man's house on his 100th Birthday. "How do you explain your long life?" Said the young man.
Reply. "I have never drunk alcohol, not a drop, ever."
At the same moment there was a terrible crashing sound from the next room that went on for several seconds. "Whats that?!"
 
"Oh it's my dad, he's drunk again"
Groan.
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don't know how many people noticed on the national news a couple of week's ago that
'egrington smythe brownlow the 3rd' who was acknowledged as the father/inventor of the crossword as we know it today had died aged 98 years---his last wish was to be buried in an unmarked grave in his home town of huddersfield.----rip.
 
anybody who want's to pay their last respect's to the great man can do so by going through the cemetery gates---walk four graves down and six graves across to the left and you will find his plot.
 
                    ken anderson............
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And didnt sail on them either by the sounds of it
I was once asked by a "senior" member of staff in the cobblers I worked in as a "Saturday boy" to go to the chemist to collect his Durex "rubber finger protectors"....he obviously thought I looked innocent
- I promptly removed a packet that I had in my pocket ready "for the weekend" - and asked him if these would suffice.... as the Chemist would be shutting before I could get there!
He never made me the butt of his silly jokes after that.
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