Myron Beaumont Posted June 20, 2011 Author Share Posted June 20, 2011 I don't think about my age It's only a number.The secret is to keep breathing for longevity . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bandit Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Hi Myron, I'll keep breathing till the property prices go up a bit more . Chris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernie Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Hi Myron from a 30° France The early worm gets eaten by the bird ernie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted June 21, 2011 Author Share Posted June 21, 2011 Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what on earth happened, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted June 22, 2011 Author Share Posted June 22, 2011 Judging by yesterdays' response ,it seems like a lot of us have passed away . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
001 Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Just a reminder, a First Class stamp now costs more than two gallons of petrol did in 1965! Health Warning, It's dangerous for elderly people to do the Hokey Cokey, if you put your left leg out, it will probably stay out. When you go to a restaurant and the waiter asks you how you like your steak, do you reply 'minced'? And do you complain that the trifle is too tough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted June 22, 2011 Author Share Posted June 22, 2011 Glad to know you're still out there Richard. The other day on a trip to Scarborough ,I spotted a little boy sitting on the kerb by the sea wall crying. " I'm crying because I can't do what the big boys do" he said as I tried to console him. So I sat down next to him and started crying too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former Member Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 [This posting has been removed] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 These days I find that I can't burn the midnight oil later than 9 pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted June 24, 2011 Author Share Posted June 24, 2011 In the end,it's not the years in your life that count,- it's the life in your years. Not my saying actually but Abe Lincoln. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwi g Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 damn ,forgot what I was going to say again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted June 24, 2011 Author Share Posted June 24, 2011 Can't remember whether I've said this before but here goes Blessed are the forgetful for they get the better even of their blunders .Don't worry Kiwi .Its obviously a world wide thing ,not just the southern hemisphere . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwi g Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 oh I remember now ??? opps nah its gone again . must be the volcanic ash.Edited By kiwi g on 24/06/2011 09:00:38 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted June 24, 2011 Author Share Posted June 24, 2011 The trouble with young people today is that unlike us old'uns ,they're full of apathy . What's "apathy" I hear you say ? Well ,I don't know and what's more ,I don't care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwi g Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 And I thought apathy was the thingy you rode your mobility scooter on ... damn its been a hard day.. undystandy myronny Edited By kiwi g on 24/06/2011 12:22:14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former Member Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 [This posting has been removed] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted June 24, 2011 Author Share Posted June 24, 2011 I think you're both maybe on the right track ! (sorry) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted June 25, 2011 Author Share Posted June 25, 2011 Lying about my age is easier,now that I have a job remembering what it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwi g Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 lying about your age is one thing but remembering if your lying or not is another. The best lies are old lies ,, or am I really telling the truth , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
001 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 'Your lies are old lies.' 'But you tell them well!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted June 26, 2011 Author Share Posted June 26, 2011 Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty.... but everything else starts to wear out .fall out ,or spread out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Claridge Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 life begins at 50 yeah just the rest of your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted June 27, 2011 Author Share Posted June 27, 2011 Hi Phil Old age is always fifteen years older than I am . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted June 28, 2011 Author Share Posted June 28, 2011 Thought for the day ? Wished I'd been at Greenacres So glad that everything was spot on --weather and all .Well done y'all ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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