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[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[kevin b]

[Brian Cooper]

I said to a mate in the pub, “I hate it when someone criticises my grammar.”

 

He said, ”I bet you do, she‘s a lovely woman.“

[Eamonn Fahey]

Me: This escape room is hard.

 

Them: It's a Model Shop!

[Brian Cooper]

[kevin b]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

My Grandad often recalls ‘fighting them on the beaches…’

Lovely man; terrible deckchair attendant.

[Brian Cooper]

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side....

So I crashed the car, then ignored her all day for no reason.

[Shaun Walsh]

2 hours ago, Brian Cooper said:

My Grandad often recalls ‘fighting them on the beaches…’

Lovely man; terrible deckchair attendant.

My grandfather used to work for a company that made deckchairs, he loved the job but the company folded.

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

Today is National Grouch Day. 

No doubt it's just another day for many people. 😂

 

[Peter Christy]

 

 

[kevin b]

[leccyflyer]

[Brian Cooper]

Not looking for sympathy.
Most of you won’t know this but myself and my wife, over the last month, have had the hardest month we've ever had. It's been one of the most difficult times of our relationship. Some days have been harder than others and many tears have flowed and many nights we've sat and talked and some hard decisions have had to be made.

Sadly after a long period of soul searching we have decided with great pain that the end has come. We can't continue any longer with the way things are.  It’s not a decision we have taken lightly but it's been born out of necessity. Something had to change.

So it’s with great sadness that I announce after so many months of struggling and fighting the inevitable, that my wife and I have decided to put the central heating on. 

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Shaun Walsh]

32 minutes ago, Brian Cooper said:

Don't forget the chocolate covered Brussels sprouts and the carolina reaper chilli flavour boiled sweets.