iqon Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 found out what they were singing all night Ten plucked chickens Hanging in the tent Ten plucked ckickens Hanging in the tent And if one plucked chicken Should accidentally fall There'll be nine plucked chickens Hanging in the tent nine plucked chickens Hanging in the tent nine plucked ckickens Hanging in the tent And if one plucked chicken Should accidentally fall There'll be eight plucked chickens Hanging in the tent eight plucked chickens Hanging in the tent eight plucked ckickens Hanging in the tent And if one plucked chicken Should accidentally fall There'll be seven plucked chickens Hanging in the tent seven plucked chickens Hanging in the tent seven plucked ckickens Hanging in the tent And if one plucked chicken Should accidentally fall There'll be six plucked chickens Hanging in the tent six plucked chickens Hanging in the tent six plucked ckickens Hanging in the tent And if one plucked chicken Should accidentally fall There'll be five plucked chickens Hanging in the tent five plucked chickens Hanging in the tent five plucked ckickens Hanging in the tent And if one plucked chicken Should accidentally fall There'll be four plucked chickens Hanging in the tent four plucked chickens Hanging in the tent four plucked ckickens Hanging in the tent And if one plucked chicken Should accidentally fall There'll be three plucked chickens Hanging in the tent three plucked chickens Hanging in the tent three plucked ckickens Hanging in the tent And if one plucked chicken Should accidentally fall There'll be two plucked chickens Hanging in the tent two plucked chickens Hanging in the tent two plucked ckickens Hanging in the tent And if one plucked chicken Should accidentally fall There'll be one plucked chickens Hanging in the tent one plucked chicken Hanging in the tent one plucked ckicken Hanging in the tent And if one plucked chicken Should accidentally fall There'll be none left !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 There was an old man from Wicken Who was worried about a sick hen He took it along to the vet But out of the car it wouldn't get "Its afraid!" he said, "My hen is chicken" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iqon Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Dont count your Chickens before they hatch...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAT Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Barbie the chickens and get rid of the clutter, heh heh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncebounce crunch Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I'm not Eggxagerating, they fly really well. manoeuvres like the Scramble are Over Easy,the Sunny Side Up looks impressive, I have never seen anyone make a Quiche of things with this type of model. my best seller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levanter Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Don't be a chicken - Fly Rooster Booster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Seems that most did not read the introduction. It says " So see what you think of this picture and bring us your best verse, we'd love to hear them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Ashby Moderator Posted October 5, 2015 Author Share Posted October 5, 2015 Thank you for all your entries, we've had a real chuckle reading them! You've got until Friday when we will be announcing the winner, so keep your egg-cellent captions coming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levanter Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 That's a chicken if I don't know my onions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Ashton Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Too much drag- forgot to feather the props Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levanter Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Come on lads. Only got to to sell the "Chicken for Sale" sign and the onions and I can go home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Ashton Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 looks too laid back for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levanter Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Gives an entirely new meaning to the idea of a "Swap Meat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Jones Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 "Caponed super hero helps chickens escape from mass sell off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Jones Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Simulated deck landings were not a success as the empty table (deck) testifies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plummet Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 The Editor sent me to the show To take photos, and so I did so. I focused and shot 'til I'd taken a lot. I gave him my portfolio. I was pleased with the work I had done. It was hard, there was glare from the sun. Then came clouds and then rain. Then the sun shone again Raising mist. It wasn't much fun. I took photos of Wot4 and Comet And the plane flown by Wallace and Grommet. But believe it or not What he chose was a shot Of a sign with a chicken upon it. Plummet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john stones 1 - Moderator Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Very good Plummet I'd take my cap off to you but I've not got one John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Jones Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 What`s with the sign "Well i did not have any pictures of Chicken Sticks." Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 A picture of a man and a bird A caption is wanted she averred Kep it quite terse But do it in verse But very few seem to have heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Jones Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Smile for the Birdie . Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iqon Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Wot came first, not the chicken or the egg..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Manuel Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I tried to write my caption in verse. But each attempt got progressively worse. I'm stuggling to find a rhyme for chicken. Gotta hurry now cos' the clock is tick'in. "You've got till Friday" say's Beth. "You'll be lucky" I say's under my breath. I think I've a case of writers block. I can't shake the image of the giant chicken. Edited By Gary Manuel on 05/10/2015 20:05:14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Jones Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Gary, i see you had to edit youre last word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Manuel Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Posted by Stephen Jones on 05/10/2015 20:25:57: Gary, i see you had to edit youre last word Don't know what you mean. I editted it because I got my inverted commas in the wrong place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Jones Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Yeah right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.