Wiltshire Flyer Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Posted by Peter Miller on 05/10/2015 11:33:50: Seems that most did not read the introduction. It says " So see what you think of this picture and bring us your best verse, we'd love to hear them! your old mans eyes playing up again Peter? 😋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 No, it seems that my eyes were better than most!! Mind you, I really think I may have goofed. I should have kept my mouth shut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iqon Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Ive had enough of chickens ive been eating them all week tweet tweet tweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john stones 1 - Moderator Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Posted by iqon on 07/10/2015 19:24:14: Ive had enough of chickens ive been eating them all week tweet tweet tweet Stop it Iqon you're upsetting Ken and Peter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iqon Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Send your tweets from here...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncebounce crunch Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I'm not a chicken seller I'm a chicken sellers son I'm only selling chickens till the chicken seller comes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncebounce crunch Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 For sale are my chickens free flight and full scale not only that eggs come from their tail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iqon Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 A verse is required for this prize that I desired about a chicken and a tent. now my brain hurts I Have given in I need a cup of tea. Why is it that we do these things for anything that is free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 216 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 My birds can't fly, and nor can I, That's why I wear these shades. They're in the tent, and never been bent, So buy them and then I can go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 There was a bald man from ItchenWho flew a remote controlled chickenThe battery got hotInflight it went popNow his dinner is just finger lickin'Edited By Dominic on 08/10/2015 20:06:55 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 There was a young man who with classWith dead stick tried to land on the grassThe poor chicken crashed downBits splintered aroundAnd the battery fell out of its... hatch(sorry!)Edited By Dominic on 08/10/2015 20:22:38 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former Member Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 [This posting has been removed] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Last one...There was a feathered bird called MableWho built rc planes on the tableThe biggest problem wasThe bald bloke becauseHis mind was slightly unstable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iqon Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Why do you have a chicken in your tent on a lead. Coz his name is Buddy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Ashby Moderator Posted October 9, 2015 Author Share Posted October 9, 2015 I can't thank you all enough for your contributions! They've had us giggling away in the mods back room for the last few weeks... and who doesn't need a laugh every so often? So after some very long discussions we've decided that there's four that we can't possibly choose between... so I've raided the office (Shhh don't tell the ed' ) and have some RCM&E goodies to send to all four winners! We split the winners between one liners and verses as there have been some great examples of each... Verses - Peter Miller The was an old man sitting in a tent \with a model,all battered and bent. Like a bird it did glide, like a hen that just died, \and now in the ground there is a dent Gary Manuel I tried to write my caption in verse. But each attempt got progressively worse. I'm stuggling to find a rhyme for chicken. Gotta hurry now cos' the clock is tick'in. "You've got till Friday" say's Beth. "You'll be lucky" I say's under my breath. I think I've a case of writers block. I can't shake the image of the giant chicken. One liners - Iqon Why do you have a chicken in your tent on a lead. Coz his name is Buddy.... John Stones All models CAA approved .....Chicken Aviation Authority If you guy's want to drop me a PM with your addresses... i'm off to wrap your goodies! Beth Edited By Beth Ashby - Moderator on 09/10/2015 19:25:31 Edited By Beth Ashby - Moderator on 09/10/2015 19:26:29 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Flyer Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Humph! Mine were far superior! 😕 Well done chaps 👍🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iqon Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 If the Cap fits.WF Looks like Yorkshire humour wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Well done chaps I'm up for the next one, limerick??......"There once was a pilot called......" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john stones 1 - Moderator Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Very kind of you Beth, Thank you John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Manuel Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I'm glad my verse made Beth smile. I think it was the best by a country mile. Regards, Gary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Jones Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Well Done Guys All very deserving . Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john stones 1 - Moderator Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 3 of the winners are from Don Valley mfc...what about that then I'm expecting Peters sub any day now John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former Member Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 [This posting has been removed] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 The other thing that some people may have learned. READ THE INSTRUCTIONS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Where is the Don Valley club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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