Big Bandit Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Posted by lettuce. on 20/12/2011 10:53:33:insomnia rules!!!! only one more sleep to crimbo............ Hi Lettuce, Welcome to the forum. Flipin eck mate, how do you survive on that little kip time or have they moved crimbo forward 4 days and not told me . If they have Santa's gonna be right miffed turning up 4 days late and no Sherry, mince pies, carrot's for the reindeer. Cheers, Chris Edited By Big Bandit on 20/12/2011 19:46:03 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bandit Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Hi All, Just a bit of seasonal fun see if you can beat my score Try this Cheers, Chris.Edited By Big Bandit on 20/12/2011 19:52:13Edited By Big Bandit on 20/12/2011 19:54:27Edited By Big Bandit on 20/12/2011 19:55:51 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyS Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 I'm sure my friends at Dataplan won't mind me sending you all this one to have a go at. Very addictive... Fat Santa Sadly I've no chance of getting to the top of the table - some of these kids are very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bandit Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Hi Tony, Just had a go and I'm 229th in the rankings LOL. Must see if I can find a copy of Elf Bowl that really cracks me up. Cheers, Chris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 ken anderson ne..1. christmas dept... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
001 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 In the news thhis morning - re the problem with the leaking silicone breast implants, from France. The firm that made the defective items has gone into liquidation! (True), Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Yes They've gone bust ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former Member Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 [This posting has been removed] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 The firm involved probably needs more support for its products Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 I think that they may have boobed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 They need anything to give them an uplift and loads of support as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former Member Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 [This posting has been removed] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vecchio Austriaco Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Looks more like deflation to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Cotsford Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 how to kill 5 minutes:Glasgae snowballsWARNING - this product may contain naughty words! Edited By Bob Cotsford on 23/12/2011 17:06:39 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted January 3, 2012 Author Share Posted January 3, 2012 following the death of the human cannon ball at the Kent Show...the organiser said --"i think we'll struggle to find a man of the same caliber".... ken anderson...ne...1 ... to good not to share dept...Edited By ken anderson. on 03/01/2012 10:54:59 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly P Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 crash - a method of showing the inside of a model Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggles' Elder Brother - Moderator Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 landing - a controlled crash BEB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 The politically correct term for a crash is "Controlled flight into terrain" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly P Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Elevator - a device fitted to prevent level flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flytilbroke Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Cockpit, now described as person-pit as the former upset the L oops better not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
001 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 My neighbour had a tree stolen from his front garden. So he wrapped a poster around his dog and sent it out around the area! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingman Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 The Green Thing In the line at the supermarket, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, "We didn't have the green thing back in my day." The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment." He was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day. Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the shop or off licence. They sent them back to the plant to be washed, sterilized and refilled and re-used. So it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the green thing back in our day. We walked up stairs, because we didn't have lifts and escalators in every shop and office building. We walked to the local shops and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go to a supermarket. We bought fruit and veg loose - and washed them at home. We didn't have to throw away bins full of plastic, foam and paper packaging that need huge recycling plants fed by monster trucks all day, everyday. But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day. Back then, we washed the baby's nappies because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry the clothes. Kids got hand-me-down (mostly hand made or hand knitted) clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing shipped from the other side of the planet. But that old lady is right; we didn't have the green thing back in our day. Back then shops repaired things with funny things called spare parts - we didn't need to throw whole items away because a small part failed. Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of Wales . In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used a wadded up old newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn petrol just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power and hand clippers for the hedges. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a brightly lit, air conditioned health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity and then drink millions of bottles of that special water from those plastic bottles.But she's right; we didn't have the green thing back then. We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a plastic cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new plastic pen, and we replaced blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole plastic razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the green thing back then. Back then, people took the bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their parents into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest fish & chip shop. But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Wheatley Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 i went to edinburgh zoo to see the pandas,they have black eyes and are over weight.. They look scottish already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingman Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Come the referendum PAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Beaumont Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Synical lot aren't we ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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