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[Ian Dewar 2]

The man's got a point though! I liked xp....and the little paper clip.....

Edited March 12 by Ian Dewar 2
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[Brian Cooper]

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[Gary Manuel]

14 hours ago, Ian Dewar 2 said:

The man's got a point though! I liked xp....and the little paper clip.....

God I hated that paper clip and every nagging, petty, interfering, annoying thing it stood for.
If I want help, I’ll ask for it.

[RedBaron]

It was fairly easy to get rid of the paperclip. Likewise when I want help I will ask for it - but I find increasingly most online help does not work in this modern era

[Brian Cooper]

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

At a record fair yesterday I picked up a rare, white label, Elvis Presley, 7” single, entitled “Wooden Leg”.

 

I asked the stall holder, “Shouldn’t it be Wooden Heart?”

 

He said, “It’s a pirate copy”.

 

[Geoff S]

16 hours ago, RedBaron said:

It was fairly easy to get rid of the paperclip. Likewise when I want help I will ask for it - but I find increasingly most online help does not work in this modern era

 

I use Office Pro 97. It still works OK on Win 10, and I've largely got rid of that awful paper clip, but it still asks me if I really want to save my Word text files as .rtf - I do!  I dread having to update from s/w that does more, much more, than I need.

 

OTOH I remember that the first IBM PCs were a huge step back in technology from the microprocessor systems we were already using but then, no-one at the time got the sack for specifying IBM!  I had an editor and a 'C' compiler all running on 64kb of RAM - and it would run a MC6800 emulator for trouble shooting.  Who needed extended or expanded memory - and who knew the difference?

[Brian Cooper]

And this is why punctuation is important. 

 

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"

Brunette: "I don’t know."

Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

[Brian Cooper]

[leccyflyer]

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[kevin b]

Just seen on the news there has been a large tornado in Kansas.

 

Tornado hits Kansas

 

At the end it says that they are unsure of any injuries.

However they are looking for a small girl wearing red shoes, who is accompanied by her dog.

[Brian Cooper]

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[kevin b]

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