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[Gary Manuel]

16 hours ago, Brian Cooper said:

 

 

Edited August 8, 2024 by Gary Manuel

[Brian Cooper]

Two blondes walking through the countryside when they come across some tracks on the ground. 

First one says, "They are rabbit tracks." 

Second one says, "They are fox tracks."  

 

They had been arguing for ten minutes when the train hit them. 

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[cymaz]

On 07/08/2024 at 17:02, Brian Cooper said:

 

Is the man on the bottom right in bed ?

[Gary Manuel]

1 hour ago, cymaz said:

Is the man on the bottom right in bed ?

Nah, he’s using the credit card machine at the counter to pay for his order.

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

Pat went to his Church to ask the Priest to check if they played bowls in Heaven.
After a week the Priest approached Pat with the answer.

He said, "I have good news and bad news".
Pat said, "Tell me the good news first".
The Priest said, "The good news is that they do play bowls in Heaven".

"What's the bad news ?", said Pat.

The Priest said, "Well, Pat, the word is out that your name is down for the pairs match next Saturday".

 

Edited August 9, 2024 by Brian Cooper

[Brian Cooper]

Looks like Yoda was thrown through a window. 

 

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