bouncebounce crunch Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 best sarcastic life tips. don't wear socks out in the rain. don't leave your falsies at the girlfriends house. dont have a mechanic better looking than the wife. you can tell a racehorse owner his wife is ugly but not his horse is slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename-John Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 NEVER EAT YELLOW SNOW ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eamonn Fahey Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 When all else fails, read the instruction manual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Claridge Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 give the job to a lazy man, he will find an easier way to do it when all else fails, get a larger hammer if it breaks it was no good anyway the cream rises to the top, but so does the scum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Mann Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 If in doubt give it a clout the bigger the doubt the bigger the clout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggles' Elder Brother - Moderator Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 You can't have too many socks BEB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly P Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 he who dies with the most tools wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Bennett Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 a woman is allways right, even if she is wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fats Flyer Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Once burnt,twice shy He who dares,wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggles' Elder Brother - Moderator Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 If it can go wrong - it will When at the bottom of deep hole, know when to stop digging. BEB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Harris - Moderator Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Posted by Biggles' Elder Brother - Moderator on 20/08/2012 11:16:23: You can't have too many socks BEB ...unless it's raining, apparently... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 If at first you don't succeed.......... remove all evidence you ever tried! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty C Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Fail to plan, Then you plan to fail. This one works actually Rusty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Cotsford Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Posted by Dean on 20/08/2012 16:41:52: If at first you don't succeed.......... remove all evidence you ever tried! now you're talking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizwaz Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 The only stupid question is the one you don't ask....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Claridge Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 keep breathing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave G Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I was wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave G Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Broken pencils are pointless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Miller 4 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Never force anything, always use the correct size hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony K Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 The person who never made a mistake never did anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mart49 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Where there's a will there are relatives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plummet Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Not everything that can be counted, counts. Not everything that counts can be counted. (But try telling that to any of the bosses!) Plummet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population. If Einstein hadn't come up with the Theory of Relativity, someone else would have. It was only a matter of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggles' Elder Brother - Moderator Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Half the population are of below average intelligence. BEB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 It's not very often your right, but that's right, your wrong again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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