Brian Cooper Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 3 hours ago, kevin b said: That's not so much funny, as a current fact of life ! Whatever happened to the "real World" ? Gotta laugh at the state and rate of deterioration of life in general. Laugh or cry at the current insanities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 5 hours ago, kevin b said: That's not so much funny, as a current fact of life ! Whatever happened to the "real World" ? My favourite quotation. "Those who the gods seek to destroy, first they make mad." And my favorite prayer. "OK,You have sent them mad. Now please get on with the destruction part!!" 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 Cheeky young scallywag. . 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Robson Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Brian Cooper said: I can't see them taking this up, look what happened to Bud light sales. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kevin b Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 4 hours ago, Brian Cooper said: Obviously not Penny Lancaster ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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leccyflyer Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 There's an old chap sitting in a crowded cafe at Euston station drinking a cup of tea and a young woman comes and sits at the same table with her coffee. They exchange a few pleasantries and she notices his tie has a wings motif. She asks him what the symbol meant and he answered that it meant he was a pilot. "Oh, wow" she says "Are you really a pilot?" "Well" he says "I learned to fly in a Tiger Moth, flew Lancasters and later moved onto jets like the Canberra. Then in a long flying career I flew many different types at various places around the world. On leaving the service I was a test pilot before joining BOAC, flying VC10s. Then when I retired I taught at a light aircraft flying school. I've only recently had to finish due to my age, so I guess I'd call myself a real pilot. What about you?" "Oh" she say "I'm a lesbian. When I wake up each morning the first thing I think about is naked women. When I shower I'm thinking about naked women. As I'm having my breakfast, I think about naked women. At work, all day I'm thinking about naked women. In the evening watching the TV I'm thinking about naked women. Then I go to bed and think about naked women. Anyway, it was nice chatting with you" and she leaves. The old pilot pours himself another cup from the pot as a young chap comes and sits at his table. He leans over to the old chap and says "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your tie - are you a pilot?" To which the ancient aviator replies "Well I thought I was, but I've just found out that apparently I'm a lesbian....." 1 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brian Cooper Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 For those who say punctuation isn't important. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Harris - Moderator Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 On a similar vein, has anyone tried to obey the road signs where you are instructed to use both lanes? I suspect you would be unpopular at least and rather embarrassed where bollards are located. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Peter Miller Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 Some pictures that I have taken. The "can't Fix..." one is on a garage counter 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Robson Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 Seen in a carpark at Gatwick many years ago was a big Mercedes with the reg FUD1Y. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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