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[Brian Cooper]

[kevin b]

[Brian Cooper]

Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed a tomb of someone covered in chocolate and crushed nuts.
They think its the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher.

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[kevin b]

1 hour ago, Brian Cooper said:

Naw. A pallet full fell on his head.  😁

[Brian Cooper]

[Albert Ace]

Some translation of real Doctors notes.

D B, S, B. D.

don't bbother soon be dead

N F N

normal for Norfolk

 

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Peter Miller]

[Don Fry]

Pre computer, police incident log closure. Nhbo.

No human being involved.

[Brian Cooper]

[cymaz]

Keep death off the roads....drive on the pavement 

[Bruce Collinson]

To paraphrase Dave Allen, if 10% of collisions are caused by drunk drivers, then why not get the 90% off the road?

[Brian Cooper]

[cymaz]

[cymaz]

Look what I got from my Lad for Christmas.....a triplane !

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited December 26, 2023 by cymaz

[cymaz]

How NORAD's Santa Tracker started......

"A local Sears store in Colorado Springs ran a dial Santa ad in 1955. However, the number was a misprint. Instead of listing the number for Sears' Santa hotline, it posted the number for the Continental Air Defense Command Center.

On Christmas Eve 1955, Colonel Harry Shoup began receiving calls while working at NORAD from kids asking to speak with Santa Claus.

Instead of telling the kids that they dialed the wrong number, Shoup said that he wasn't Santa Claus, but he could track him on radar. All night, Shoup and his team fielded calls, giving kids details about Santa's location as he and his reindeer flew through the sky to deliver gifts to children."

This is how a tradition was born. NORAD opened its lines for Santa Tracking every year since.

 

 

[Brian Cooper]

[Peter Christy]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

What's next ?.