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[Alex Ferguson 2]

16 hours ago, Geoff S said:

 

 Surely, the Apple came first, much, much earlier, along with a serpent.

Yes, as been stated before, the Apple, a one bite computer that instantly crashed.

[EvilC57]

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Edited April 28 by EvilC57

[Steve Colman]

4 hours ago, EvilC57 said:

Are they performing The Can Can?

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

A long time ago I said to my father, I said I want to be a comedian. He said, practise in the bath. So I did and now I am one. He gave the same advice to my brother, but unfortunately he wanted to be an electrician.

[Brian Cooper]

While waiting to get our bags and cases at the airport, my wife collapsed onto the baggage carousel.

 

She came round eventually. 

[J D 8]

4 hours ago, Brian Cooper said:

   More like Wales I recon, Gods own country after all.😁

[EvilC57]

1 hour ago, J D 8 said:

   More like Wales I recon, Gods own country after all.😁

I thought that was Yorkshire 😀!

[Peter Miller]

1 hour ago, EvilC57 said:

I thought that was Yorkshire 😀!

It was definitely Suffolk this year!!!

[Peter Miller]

Yes,Suffolk...and I live on top of a hill

[Shaun Walsh]

1 hour ago, Peter Miller said:

Yes,Suffolk...and I live on top of a hill

Is that an Aixam Crossline?

[Chris Freeman 3]

[Peter Miller]

52 minutes ago, Shaun Walsh said:

Is that an Aixam Crossline?

Yes,it is.  Been driving them since Reliants vanished.

[Shaun Walsh]

25 minutes ago, Peter Miller said:

Yes,it is.  Been driving them since Reliants vanished.

My dad had a Reliant Rialto, I took it up to 70 mph once, brown trouser time, nearly rolled it on a corner too. Anyone who's driven one deserves a medal!

[EvilC57]

I learned to drive in my mother’s Reliant Robin van in 1974/75. Very bumpy ride as I recall!

[Brian Cooper]

[Geoff S]

On 28/04/2024 at 16:24, EvilC57 said:

 

 

 

 

 

I was posher than that. I used to read the HP Sauce bottle in French 🙂  'Cette Sauce de haute qualite ... ' IIRC - it was very, very long ago.

[Peter Miller]

58 minutes ago, EvilC57 said:

I learned to drive in my mother’s Reliant Robin van in 1974/75. Very bumpy ride as I recall!

I drove Reliants from about 1970 onwards.  I had my Rialto up to 80 on a straight road. Never frightened myself...unlike motor bikes.My bikes, well one was my show bike that built in the very late 60s

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

1 hour ago, Geoff S said:

 

I was posher than that. I used to read the HP Sauce bottle in French 🙂  'Cette Sauce de haute qualite ... ' IIRC - it was very, very long ago.

A trip back Geoff,,,

[Brian Cooper]