Sign of the times - funnies * Remember this is a family friendly forum and inappropriate postings will be removed without warning.

[cymaz]

[David Ashby - Moderator]

Even though I'm a freelancer these days I still get the odd RCM&E email. Just had one from China wondering whether we'd like to review some new odourless socks......

I think five pages should cover it

[kevin b]

I take it you asked them for samples ?

[Josip Vrandecic -Mes]

[Peter Miller]

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[Martin Harris - Moderator]

Am I missing the joke Peter?

[Peter Miller]

Well I am just coming up to 82 and I think it is funny!!  ....True but still funny!!!

Edited By Peter Miller on 28/09/2019 11:24:43

[Martin Harris - Moderator]

Am I the only one seeing 7 broken picture links then?

[Klippy]

Me too

[Peter Miller]

Strange, I can see them all

[cymaz]

Me too

[Peter Miller]

OK, I have now typed out the text so you can all read it.

You know that you are getting old when you feel bad in the morning without having any fun the evening before

Don’t worry about getting older, you are still going to do dumb stuff...but just slower

I can’t believe how old people my age are!

Getting old is awesome. I don’t even have to drink to feel hungover.

Morning: Tired

Afternoon: Need a rest

Night: Can’t sleep.

I always knew that I would get old. IT was just how fast it happened that surprised me.

Getting older is just one body part saying “Ha ha! You think that is bad! Just watch this”

I got called “Pretty” today.

Well actually the fulls statement was “You are pretty annoying” but I just focus on the positive.

My Super power is holding on to junk for years and then throwing it away a week before I need it.

[Martin Harris - Moderator]

I've tried with Firefox, Edge and on my mobile phone and can see nothing except a few words at the bottom suggesting a forwarding from an email.

Maybe ISP related then?

[Peter Miller]

I did just copy and paste from an email

Well you can read them now...minus one that had a very mild word that might have upset a moderator

[Martin Harris - Moderator]

[ken anderson.]

pushed the boat out the other day in the café and went for the" Vegan smoothie"?...….. to you and I that's Soup !!!

ken anderson...ne...1....vegan dept.

[Peter Miller]

Posted by ken anderson. on 14/10/2019 09:26:51:

pushed the boat out the other day in the café and went for the" Vegan smoothie"?...….. to you and I that's Soup !!!

ken anderson...ne...1....vegan dept.

The mind boggles!!!

[cymaz]

[ken anderson.]

Happy New Year everyone...…… we've just had our Brexit dinner...… no Brussels.

ken anderson...ne...1...dinner dept.

[Gary Manuel]

Posted by ken anderson. on 03/01/2020 17:04:13:

Happy New Year everyone...…… we've just had our Brexit dinner...… no Brussels.

ken anderson...ne...1...dinner dept.

... or Turkey.

[Peter Miller]

[cymaz]

[john davidson 1]

Cottage on the west coast, Mary has been missing for three days. Donald is looking out the window and sees the police car approaching

Hello sergeant, any news?

yes Donald her body was found in the loch, but there is good news too, when they pulled her in there were six good sized lobsters on the body

and there is extra good good news, they have reset her for tomorrow!

[Richard Acland]

A little girl is sitting on Grandads knee. Grandad she says can you make a noise like a frog. Yes says Grandad, but why would you want me to do that. Well says the little girl Mummy says when you croak were all going to Disneyland

[Daithi O Buitigh]

I was watching a plane doing a spot of sky writing. When I saw it starting with 3.14, I decided it was all just pi in the sky