Brian Cooper Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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extra slim Posted October 4, 2023 Share Posted October 4, 2023 Mornin all, apologies, a little late joining as I needed to run a few errands before work but couldn't find my shoes, in the end I just wrapped my feet in bubble wrap and just popped to the shops 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shaun Walsh Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 33 minutes ago, Brian Cooper said: Not sure my Building Surveyor daughter would appreciate that one! ☹️ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 On 04/10/2023 at 08:39, Christopher Wolfe said: Guaranteed to bring you to a sticky end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Robson Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 On 04/10/2023 at 13:56, Brian Cooper said: Give it to your wife, no nagging for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extra slim Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 Morning, last night my dog swallowed a whole bag of scrabble tiles, I called the vet this morning to see how he is, but no word yet 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 50 minutes ago, extra slim said: Morning, last night my dog swallowed a whole bag of scrabble tiles, I called the vet this morning to see how he is, but no word yet I know that vet, Carol Vorderman works there and she's keeping an eye on your dog. "Vowel, consonant, consonant, consonant, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant, consonant". She's worked out that he's "IMPROVING". 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 6 hours ago, Eric Robson said: Give it to your wife, no nagging for a week. Nahhh, she went years ago. That reminds me.... I must brush the leaves off the patio. 😉 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Robson Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Brian Cooper said: Nahhh, she went years ago. That reminds me.... I must brush the leaves off the patio. 😉 Sounds like the situation is grave 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 3 hours ago, Eric Robson said: Sounds like the situation is grave Was that a subtle "dig" Eric ? 🤣 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Harris - Moderator Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 (edited) There could be grave consequences. Edit: Sorry Eric, I missed your post! Edited October 6, 2023 by Martin Harris - Moderator 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 An engineer, a mathematician and an accountant go to a work interview. First up is the engineer. The employer asks him, "What is 2+2?" The engineer, a little confused, answers, "4 of course." The employer thanks him and calls in the mathematician. Again, he asks, "What is 2+2?" The mathematician states, "With high certainty, it’s around 4." The employer thanks him and calls in the accountant. Again, he asks, "What is2+2?" The accountant looks around, stands up and closes the curtains before he bends down and whispers: "What do you want it to be?" 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted October 7, 2023 Share Posted October 7, 2023 5 hours ago, Brian Cooper said: An engineer, a mathematician and an accountant go to a work interview. First up is the engineer. The employer asks him, "What is 2+2?" The engineer, a little confused, answers, "4 of course." The employer thanks him and calls in the mathematician. Again, he asks, "What is 2+2?" The mathematician states, "With high certainty, it’s around 4." The employer thanks him and calls in the accountant. Again, he asks, "What is2+2?" The accountant looks around, stands up and closes the curtains before he bends down and whispers: "What do you want it to be?" Its that sort of accounting that’s landed trump in court at the moment 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted October 7, 2023 Author Share Posted October 7, 2023 grandad came back from the war with one leg.................to this day we never found out who it belonged to !! ken anderson...ne..1....war dept. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shaun Walsh Posted October 7, 2023 Share Posted October 7, 2023 2 hours ago, ken anderson. said: grandad came back from the war with one leg.................to this day we never found out who it belonged to !! ken anderson...ne..1....war dept. Was his name Jake or Rolf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Wolfe Posted October 7, 2023 Share Posted October 7, 2023 On 05/10/2023 at 20:14, Paul De Tourtoulon said: Reminds me of many years ago when I saw an envelope marked 'Photographs -Do Not Bend' So I rolled it up and wrote on the envelope ' Yes They Do!' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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