Brian Cooper Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 4 hours ago, Brian Cooper said: Sage advice! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andy Stephenson Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Brian Cooper said: No chance the Yanks still use imperial sizes. 4 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Whisky Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 Mum: Johnny - why are you so late home from school today? Johnny: I got detention 'cos Billy was smokin' Mum: If it was Billy who was smoking, how come you got detention? Johnny: 'Cos it was me that set him afire 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Manuel Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 (edited) Edited November 22, 2023 by Gary Manuel 5 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Robson Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Gary Manuel said: Big brother is here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Robert Cracknell Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 Reminds me of this one, credit to Jethro, I think..... A cross eyed burglar is active in town tonight. If you see him looking in your window - warn your neighbours..!! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Romeo Whisky Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 Here's one from the late, great Ken Dodd .... A young man of very small stature became very depressed about it and went to see his doctor. You mustn't get depressed about that, said his doctor. Remember: "Giant oak trees from little acorns grow". Just keep reminding yourself that you're a little acorn. The young fellow had never thought of that before and immediately felt better. "Yes" he said "I am a little acorn". When he went outside the sun was shining, and he decided to stroll back through the park. And a squirrel ate him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Whisky Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 And another of my favourites from Ken Dodd ... Patient: Doctor, I need your help. I can't sleep at night because my wife thinks she's a refrigerator. Doctor: Well that's easy - just use ear-plugs. Patient: That's no use. Doctor: Why not? Patient: You don't seem to understand - the problem is she sleeps with her mouth open. It's the light that keeps me awake! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted November 23, 2023 Author Share Posted November 23, 2023 A sandwich went into the bar and asked for a pint... The barman replied" sorry we don't serve food here" Ken Anderson .... ne...1 ....food and drink dept. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futura57 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 I went round to mate's house the other day to show him this beaten up old Merco 35 I had. He asked what was wrong with it, I said piston broke. He said, stop spending all your money on alcohol 💩 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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