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[kevin b]

2 hours ago, PatMc said:

"It's a 9 day old echo" !!!!!!!! 

Ooops !

 

Better try harder.

[kevin b]

[cymaz]

As Christmas is fast approaching. I’m sure you’ve all written to Santa asking for maybe “ just one more flying thing “

 

This is proved correct by a simple mathematical proof....

 

P= N+1

P is the ideal number in the hangar

N= the number of aircraft already owned.

 

I’m off to write my begging letter......

[Shaun Walsh]

1 hour ago, cymaz said:

As Christmas is fast approaching. I’m sure you’ve all written to Santa asking for maybe “ just one more flying thing “

 

This is proved correct by a simple mathematical proof....

 

P= N+1

P is the ideal number in the hangar

N= the number of aircraft already owned.

 

I’m off to write my begging letter......

My wife's opinion is that P=N-1

[Brian Cooper]

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[Eric Robson]

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[cymaz]

34 minutes ago, Brian Cooper said:

 

Ours usually throw up on the clean laundry or the duvet 🤢🤮

[Geoff S]

35 minutes ago, cymaz said:

 

Ours usually throw up on the clean laundry or the duvet 🤢🤮

Next door's cats usually do whatever they do (including being sick) in our garden.

[Brian Cooper]

[Eric Robson]

[Brian Cooper]

Three lads die on Christmas Eve. When they get to the pearly gates, St Peter says, “You can only come in if you can produce something that relates to Christmas.“

 

The English man pulls out his lighter and says, “It’s a candle.” Peter lets him in.

 

The Jock lad jangles his keys. 

“What's that?” Peter asks.

“The sound of sleigh bells.”

"In you come."

The Irish lad stands there for a while then pulls out a G String from his pocket.

“How the heck does that represent Christmas?”, Peter asked.

“They're Carol‘s“, the lad replies.

 

[Brian Cooper]

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[Peter Christy]

Edited December 11, 2023 by Peter Christy

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