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[Brian Cooper]

[Geoff S]

20 hours ago, Brian Cooper said:

 

It's funny but, sadly, true to life.  I'm getting deafer as I age (my right ear is almost completely deaf) and it's very isolating.  Hearing aids are far less effective solutions to hearing than spectacles are to sight. 

[Shaun Walsh]

44 minutes ago, Eric Robson said:

I was going to buy one but it was too much to pay

But you do get fringe benefits.

[Gary Manuel]

So you can't cycle..... but you can injure people


 

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[Zflyer]

 Snow White may have been able to claim Careers Allowance x 7, after all the Seven Dwarfs were self declared Bankrupts, " I owe, I owe..."

[Zflyer]

The insurers of Notre Dame Cathedral are considering an Industrial Injuries claim on behalf of Quasimodo, for Ringing in the Ears.

By the way there is is no truth in the rumour he used a wok as an ironing board to iron his shirts

[Brian Cooper]

[Shaun Walsh]

14 minutes ago, Brian Cooper said:

Frequent handstands. Thank god it wasn't front view.

[Geoff S]

4 hours ago, Gary Manuel said:

So you can't cycle..... but you can injure people


 

I think I've seen that sign. We used to cycle to York every year and camp on the Knavesmire for the CTC annual national rally. Sadly, like the Barkstone Heath nationals, no longer  a thing (or, at least, a shadow of its former self). 

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[Geoff S]

11 minutes ago, Paul De Tourtoulon said:

 

Not just 2 penguins, but 34 - there are 17 penguin species!  At least, they could swim, the kangaroos had to hop from Australia!

[kevin b]

I wonder how much advance notice they had to give to the tortoises ?

[Alex Ferguson 2]

4 hours ago, kevin b said:

I wonder how much advance notice they had to give to the tortoises ?

There was a bit of news a couple of years ago that the rate at which sloths move, they would have just got home that year.

 

They obviously weren't flying PanAm or BOAC.

[Alex Ferguson 2]

The great flood of biblical proportions in the Euphrates River would have been caused by an El Niño weather pattern thus proving that the Spanish language originated in Western Asia.

[Brian Cooper]

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[EvilC57]

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

Oh dear,,,

[cymaz]

People here generally die waiting to get through to the receptionist 

[Gary Manuel]

[Brian Cooper]