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[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Eric Robson]

A chap I once new worked at an electronics firm that had closed. He met an former colleague in a pub and the were discussing work when a young chap butted in and said  You old blokes would be lost on modern game players, what did you lot do for fun! The colleague replied. We invented the machines for morons like you to play on!

[cymaz]

[kevin b]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

The inventor of the speedboat has died.

His funeral is on Friday, followed by the wake!

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Shaun Walsh]

Oxymoron?

[Peter Miller]

[Peter Miller]

[kevin b]

[Martin Harris - Moderator]

6 minutes ago, Peter Miller said:

Handy if you’ve got a short sighted hamster. 
 

I often wondered about turning up with a couple of large lorries and putting the statement “everything for a Pound” on the window of a well known high street store to the test!

 

I’ve also never quite worked out how to comply with road signs before bollards/islands directing you to pass on both sides…

[Geoff S]

2 hours ago, Martin Harris - Moderator said:

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I’ve also never quite worked out how to comply with road signs before bollards/islands directing you to pass on both sides…

 

I think you need to look up the meaning of 'both' and 'either'  🙂

[Martin Harris - Moderator]

Really?  I’d be quite happy to be asked to pass either side - this reflects a choice whereas both is an instruction!

[Shaun Walsh]

24 minutes ago, Martin Harris - Moderator said:

Really?  I’d be quite happy to be asked to pass either side - this reflects a choice whereas both is an instruction!

It assumes quantum traffic.

[Bruce Collinson]

1 hour ago, Shaun Walsh said:

It assumes quantum traffic.

Would Schrodinger's cat get run over then? 

[Shaun Walsh]

7 minutes ago, Bruce Collinson said:

Would Schrodinger's cat get run over then? 

Depends whether its being observed or not. 🙀🪦

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

A man tried to sell me a coffin yesterday..............

I said thats the last thing I need!!!!!

 

[cymaz]

“ When I said I wanted to become a comedian , people laughed at me...They’re not laughing now.”

 

( Bob Monkhouse)