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Eric Robson Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 A chap I once new worked at an electronics firm that had closed. He met an former colleague in a pub and the were discussing work when a young chap butted in and said You old blokes would be lost on modern game players, what did you lot do for fun! The colleague replied. We invented the machines for morons like you to play on! 4 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brian Cooper Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 The inventor of the speedboat has died. His funeral is on Friday, followed by the wake! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shaun Walsh Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 Oxymoron? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Martin Harris - Moderator Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 6 minutes ago, Peter Miller said: Handy if you’ve got a short sighted hamster. I often wondered about turning up with a couple of large lorries and putting the statement “everything for a Pound” on the window of a well known high street store to the test! I’ve also never quite worked out how to comply with road signs before bollards/islands directing you to pass on both sides… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff S Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 2 hours ago, Martin Harris - Moderator said: ... I’ve also never quite worked out how to comply with road signs before bollards/islands directing you to pass on both sides… I think you need to look up the meaning of 'both' and 'either' 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Harris - Moderator Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 Really? I’d be quite happy to be asked to pass either side - this reflects a choice whereas both is an instruction! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 24 minutes ago, Martin Harris - Moderator said: Really? I’d be quite happy to be asked to pass either side - this reflects a choice whereas both is an instruction! It assumes quantum traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Collinson Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 1 hour ago, Shaun Walsh said: It assumes quantum traffic. Would Schrodinger's cat get run over then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 7 minutes ago, Bruce Collinson said: Would Schrodinger's cat get run over then? Depends whether its being observed or not. 🙀🪦 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brian Cooper Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 A man tried to sell me a coffin yesterday.............. I said thats the last thing I need!!!!! 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 “ When I said I wanted to become a comedian , people laughed at me...They’re not laughing now.” ( Bob Monkhouse) 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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