john stones 1 - Moderator Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Audi drivers Got some grunt under the bonnet so they drive on my bumper, i'll make him go faster!! No you won't, you'll make me slow down. John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Middle lane hoggers SWMBO tailgaters Bodgers SWMBO People who don't look out for bikers Some bikers but not me Chris Evans Brian May AC/DC & soundalikes Oh, did I mention SWMBO? Edited By Stevo on 23/08/2014 18:12:35 Edited By Stevo on 23/08/2014 18:14:11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastFlyer Smyth Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 SWMBO Her Mother Those who drive with a mobile phone in their hand Liars Philip Scofield Brussel sprouts Any soap opera Edited By FastFlyer Smyth on 23/08/2014 18:17:34 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 techno snobs....... and anyone who look's down on other's...... ken Anderson ne...1.....one for all and all for one dept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avtur Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Wow, what a thread, spoilt for choice, this one could run, and run, and run .... But I'm happy to start the bidding with BMW 3 series drivers ... all too often they think they are something special but the 3 series is now more common place than a Ford Mondeo ... not special at all. Is it true that indicators are an optional extra on the 3 series !!! Oh, there is sooooo much more to add to this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Rude people who get served in shops, hypocrites. They wouldn't want to be talked to like that. P.S. swmbo works in a supermarket. Football players who think they are better than everyone . Edited By cymaz on 23/08/2014 19:07:41 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 People who do not know the correct way to take a roundabout and that includes a police car that was in front of me, took the third exit and never indicated once. Mothers on the school run (and at other times) in their 4/4s or Chelsea Tractors in our village where parking restricts the width of the streets. "I'm coming through regardless!!". Everyone else gives way and gets a wave of thanks. People standing at the checkout gabbling on their mobile phones. Edited By Peter Miller on 23/08/2014 19:08:52 Edited By Peter Miller on 23/08/2014 19:10:06 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kc Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Drivers of Yobmobiles ( 4wd driven by Yobs to intimidate ) Those cyclists who ignore all the rules of the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew767 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 People who when the lights turn green, count to five before setting off.....were they not expecting it?? People who can see half a mile ahead in misty weather but think that i can't see them 10 car lengths behind...so blind me with their fog lights! Women who think that the best time to sort old reciepts in their purse into chronological order is just after they've paid at the supermarket......when there is a MASSIVE queue behind!! A painted round a bout is just like any other..........GIVE WAY TO THE RIGHT!!! People who don't say thanks when you let them into a queue in traffic.......it's not hard!! Motorcyclist who think that the broken white line in the middle of the road is a private lane for them.......it isn't!......Riding at oncoming traffic is Gods way of sifting out the morons!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Model fliers who hog the strip by prop hanging...because its all they can do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Booth Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Why don`t indicators work on so many new cars? (and old ones). I thought BMW (Berlin Muck Wagons) were for people who failed their driving test, Since when did footpaths become cycle ways?, and why do cyclists get annoyed with pedestrians on them? A quick dab on the brakes usually makes tailgaters drop back. Why did we have to spend so much on having roads resurfaced for the pampered Tour de Farce riders, they already had cycle lanes, they could have used them. Why do so many 4x4 drivers think they own the roads, seems the bigger the car, the smaller the brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prop Nut Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Drivers who, just because there is no approaching traffic from their right, accelerate into roundabouts regardless of others to their left. Drivers who think fog lights are driving lights. Centre Lane Owner Drivers. Cyclists who, despite being drivers themselves, disconnect their brain as soon as they climb in the saddle. Motorcyclists, who ask for everything they get. Drivers who use a mobile phone on the move. BMW drivers. People who use apostrophes just because a word ends with 's'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dai Fledermaus Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Cilit Bang's Barry Scott. Why does he have to shout so much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Posted by Colin Ashman on 23/08/2014 20:27:28: Cilit Bang's Barry Scott. Why does he have to shout so much! No! I'm BARRY SCOTT..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastFlyer Smyth Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Horse riders on public highways ! what is that about ? What is wrong with bridleways ? ; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Manuel Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 People who moan about Audi drivers! At least they are European cars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I sense you have an Audi... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Forgot to add...X Factor.. the voice...BGT... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john stones 1 - Moderator Posted August 23, 2014 Author Share Posted August 23, 2014 Posted by Gary Manuel on 23/08/2014 20:40:23: People who moan about Audi drivers! At least they are European cars Don't start em on about the EUi think Stevo's has anger issues John, Honda owner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeS Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I have fun with drivers in their Audi's, BMW's etc. They all sit up my back side while I do the speed limit but I hold them up until the road splits at the traffic lights. As normal they get in the clear lane next to me and give me the stare. When the lights change they fly off to prove a point. However my normal looking Honda Accord vtec is a de-badged Type R and sits at 220 bhp, their faces are a picture in my rear view mirror until the next lights where they just stay in lane behind me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Mike's showing off here SteveFord owner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Bran Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Lets get off driving, I'd like to rant about the stupid policy of issuing magazines with vastly forward dating. Like the OCTOBER issue of RCM&E coming out while still a complete week into AUGUST, for example. Yes, I have read the reasons given, and they are complete carp!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeS Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Dave I noticed the date as well. Thought it was a by far ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Manuel Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Posted by Stevo on 23/08/2014 20:41:37: I sense you have an Audi... Nope. Just like winding John up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Manuel Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 1. TV adverts in the middle of films! 2. Syncronisation of adversitements on different channels Thank goodness for PVR's and the BBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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