Sign of the times - funnies * Remember this is a family friendly forum and inappropriate postings will be removed without warning.

[Daithi O Buitigh]

It doesn't stop it being insulting Erfolg.

[Cliff Bastow]

What do you call an Englishman that stays at the wicket all day? An umpire.

[Don Fry]

To complete the set, A Scotsman is working at a sewerage. It's a warm day, so he takes off his jacket and drapes it over a handrail - where it slips off into a vast tank of poo!
He's just about to dive in when his mate shouts "It's nae guid tae do that, the jacket's ruined"

He replies "Aye, ah ken, but ma sandwiches are in the pocket"

i leave now, where's me coat.

[Peter Miller]

Now I was told many years ago that most Irish jokes were originally told by Irishmen about the residents of County Kerry.

[Robert Cracknell]

Doctor to lady who has a large family....."What do you attribute your large family too...?!

The lady says it is down to her poor hearing.

Puzzled, the doctor asked her to explain..."Well doctor, each night my husband says...do you want to go to sleep or what..?

..."and I reply..What"

[cymaz]

SHOCK NEWS......Our local weather girl forecasts large blue elephant in Bristol Channel on Christmas Eve.....

[cymaz]

........And attempts to push Tintagel off into the sea

[ken anderson.]

best Christmas TV was the tributes to Tommy Cooper and Ken Dodd...if you want a good laugh catch them on the catch up hubs....

ken anderson....ne...1..laughter dept.

[onetenor]

If dogs could talk https://www.facebook.com/100002050406058/posts/2047625565315770/https://www.facebook.com/100002050406058/posts/2047625565315770/

[Peter Miller]

Pity that it can only be seen by mexmbers of Facebook.

I refuse to go on any of these types of website

[kevin b]

Posted by Peter Miller on 15/01/2019 08:16:45:

Pity that it can only be seen by mexmbers of Facebook.

I refuse to go on any of these types of website

Here, here.

[SR 71]

Peter / Kevin you are missing so much RUBBISH

[Don Fry]

SR71, just wait until friendly personalised offers you can't refuse come along, because they have sold your data again.

[KiwiKid]

For the FB challenged, I have included the item in onetenor's link below. Actually, if you have a particular interest or hobby, FB can be informative and a lot of fun - just avoid the morons posting pics of their breakfast and you will be fine.

[Peter Miller]

Thanks!

That can be so true!!

[Daithi O Buitigh]

On a beautiful summer’s day, two English tourists were driving through Wales.

At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”

The girl leaned over and said:

“Burrr… gurrr… King.”

[Colin Leighfield]

Good one Daithi! I rode through there on my motorbike in the summer and got in and out quicker than I can say it. 

Edited By Colin Leighfield on 18/01/2019 23:36:52

[onetenor]

Use the cursor to turn the link blue Ctr/Copy and click it into search bar Ctrl/V Then click on that and the link will open. Needs a steady hand.

[onetenor]

Use the cursor to turn the link blue Ctr/Copy and click it into search bar Ctrl/V Then click on that and the link will open. Needs a steady hand.

[onetenor]

FB useful to keep in touch with remote friends and family

[john stones 1 - Moderator]

Off F/B

Yorkshireman goes to the Goldsmiths and asks..."Can tha mek us a gold statue o'me Whippet ?"

The Goldsmith says yes he can "Do yo want it 18 carat"

Man replies " Nay lad chewin a bone'll do fine"

[Martin Harris - Moderator]

Posted by onetenor on 19/01/2019 01:18:06:

Use the cursor to turn the link blue Ctr/Copy and click it into search bar Ctrl/V Then click on that and the link will open. Needs a steady hand.

Of course you can open a URL in that convoluted fashion, but why not just post proper links in the first place?

Simply highlight the text you wish to use as the link, click on the Link icon (above the reply box) and paste your URL into the relevant box.  Refinements such as opening the link in a new page are available too.

Edited By Martin Harris on 19/01/2019 20:22:14

[cymaz]

 

 

HERE......for the motorcycle enthusiast 

Edited By cymaz on 25/01/2019 20:15:13

[Bob Cotsford]

Love it!

[john stones 1 - Moderator]