Brian Cooper Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nigel Grant 1 Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 The Duck shooting season opens here in NZ tomorrow - this would turn the table on the hunters - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Robson Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 Good job they got rid of guards vans, it would have been crowded at the back of the train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 17 hours ago, Peter Christy said: I refuse to use these self service tills, mainly due to the fact that you are doing someone out of a job. They will have us stacking the shelves next. Bas 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 "So, our nuclear test was successful !!” "No, Sir, Britain's roads have looked like that for years." 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 36 minutes ago, Brian Cooper said: "So, our nuclear test was successful !!” "No, Sir, Britain's roads have looked like that for years." If it was a Cambodian nuclear attack I guess they would be Pol Pot holes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PatMc Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 I think she would have gone for Steak Diane. 🤔 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Collinson Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 Have we had the one with the Yorkshireman and the monumental mason, “Lord, she were thine?” BTC 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Robson Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 I asked the missus what she wanted for her upcoming birthday. "Ohhh, get me something which will do 0 to 60 in under three seconds", she said. So I bought her a set of bathroom scales. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Fro Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 6 hours ago, Brian Cooper said: I asked the missus what she wanted for her upcoming birthday. "Ohhh, get me something which will do 0 to 60 in under three seconds", she said. So I bought her a set of bathroom scales. We were talking about holidays at the weekend. She said "I want to go somewhere I've never been before". I said "Try the kitchen". 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 20 minutes ago, Mr Fro said: We were talking about holidays at the weekend. She said "I want to go somewhere I've never been before". I said "Try the kitchen". Which hospital ward are you in, I'll send flowers! 4 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 Probably will need a wreath!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Robson Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 My wife said she wanted more space so I locked her out in the garden. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kevin b Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 4 hours ago, Brian Cooper said: That's not so much funny, as a current fact of life ! Whatever happened to the "real World" ? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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